Fluffy sighting!

[hyotei_passion]

Oh Jiroh! Guess what?!

Comments

[hyotei_smex]

Penguin conga lines.

Gakuto, I am never getting you any more stuffed animals.

[hyotei_passion]

I don't need stuffed toys.

You're animalistic enough for me.

Rowr.

[nekokaru]

Crap. I think I'm hard now.

[hyotei_passion]

Want some catnip and tuna to go with the pr0n?

[nekokaru]

Yes. Please. And maybe some napkins.

[hyotei_pride]

.....

To think I went with Yuushi to get you the penguin.

[hyotei_passion]

You never imagined the penguin would have been into pr0n, huh? ^_^

[hyotei_soul]

>_o that's not where my cat came from, is it?

[hyotei_passion]

Do you think the store embeds primal, animalistic lust into the toys that are enacted upon when the lights are out or the room is abandoned?

[hyotei_sleeper]

YOU DEFILER OF LAMBS AND SHEEP AND PENGUINS AND.....

I hope you never have sex again. That it rots off and becomes worthless and that you turn into a girl or something.

(ooc: strike outs= deleted)

[hyotei_passion]

I didn't do it !

Jiroh, ya got me all wrong !

Fluffy just showed up in my bed one day and there he was, and then when I pulled back the covers, there were all these other plushies in bed with him!

I can't help it that he wants to become a porn star

[hyotei_sleeper]

You lie!

I don't have anything wrong. Na uh. Nope. I'm right.

My Fluffy is not a..a...a.. lambkin slutpuppy like you are a..a..a... loose twit! He's nice, innocent cute little lamb. Or was until you got your grubby hands on him.

I hope you get crabs too, like the kind we learned about in health class when they were teaching us about diseases and stuff.

[hyotei_passion]

He's still nice and innocent !

he hasn't gotten into bondage yet >D

[hyotei_soul]

...Uhm. Mukahi senpai?

You really do need another hobby, don't you.

[nekokaru]

Hush, let the boy give pr0n.

[hyotei_passion]

I have tennis, bungee jumping, humping Yuushi, what on earth do you mean I need another hobby?!?!

[hyotei_soul]

Stuffed animals?!