... Agh.

[hyotei_pride]

I feel fat.

I'm getting flabby, aren't I? [Aren't I, Choutarou?]

My abs.

They...

They're pinchable now.

This just sucks.

Doesn't the sex [Or at least the tennis] help at all?!

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IT'S THE VALENTINE'S DAY CHOCOLATES ISN'T IT?!

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[pulsepointed]

.....

I need to see proof. plzkthx. <3!

[hyotei_pride]

... Salt in my (flabby) wound.

Go away and let me curl up and die.

[hyotei_soul]

Sh! It's not true.

[hyotei_pride]

It IS.

Pinch me and recoil with horror.

No one will ever love me again.

Why are you so noble?

WHY AM I SO FLABBY?

[hyotei_soul]

You're imagining things, babe. Besides, there's other pinchable bits much more worthy of the attention

I...uh

didn't just say that.

[hyotei_pride]

I'm not. :( The chuck of fat I hold between my fingers feels real.

And soon it'll all overlap and you'll never find the good pinchable bits amongst all the other pinchables.

[hyotei_soul]

Ryou. :( If your fat/flabby/Whatever, then Atobe's not rich.

Impossible.

[hyotei_pride]

Rich..

Like chocolate?

No wonder I don't get as much v-day chocolates as Yuushi.

The fangirls think I'm fat.

[sunset_way]

Does this mean I don't have to bring the homemade chocolate chips cookies for you when I visit Hyotei Land?

[hyotei_pride]

Yes you do.

Gonne feed it to Choutarou.

...

I'll just hide somewhere and die right now kthxbye.

[fudou_ochibi]

If you're fat, then I'm taller than everyone.

Shinji was right... Hyoutei are all a bunch of nutjobs with the exception of maybe Ootori-kun and Kabaji-kun...

[hyotei_pride]

>_> I bet you're taller than Gakt.

... And your mumbling friend is muchly sane indeedy. *Raises brow*

[fudou_ochibi]

Mukahi Gakuto: 158 cm
Uchimura Kyousuke: 159 cm.

Wow, I rock.

Surprising to say but he's probably the most sane of all of us.

[hyotei_pride]

Probably the most precious 1cm ever. *Raises brow* And how do you know his height anyway?

.. I don't like him.

[fudou_loudmouth]

Ahahahaha! Shishiho-san feeling fat? Now that's news to me!

[hyotei_pride]

You mean you never feel fat? >__>

[fudou_loudmouth]

I'm 164 cm and weigh 61 kg. I have no reason to feel fat, or even consider myself fat.

[hyotei_pride]

... Oh, FINE. >_> Mock me then.