Two days is less than three.
Why are there no more wine coolers?
Why am I wanting wine coolers?
Two is less than three.
I'm a genius.

I went out drinking and now I'm too hung over to function... another day wasted by my own poor judgment. I'll likely be up all night trying to do homework since I won't be sleeping after I've slept all day. This is going to make the whole week longer ( Read more... )

Due to unfortunate circumstances in the world of Toyota, I've narrowed my car search down to the Ford Focus and the Mazda3. I'm leaning towards the strato blue Mazda3 ( Read more... )

The Penguin: My dear penguins, we stand upon a great threshold! It's alright to be scared; most of you won't be coming back. But, thanks to Batman, the time has come to punish ALL of God's children! 1st, 2nd, 3rd AND 4th-born! Why be biased? Male and female! Hell, the sexes are equal with their erogenous zones BLOWN SKY HIGH! FORWARD MARCH! THE ( Read more... )

"We're all fate's bitch: You might as well go ahead and bend over for destiny now."

Wonderfalls is awesome isn't it ( Read more... )

"Joseph Terry Evrard, 50, of Coquille, Oregon, died unexpectedly on Wednesday, August 24, 2005 ( Read more... )

Builders. Start. Early.

Way too fuckin' early.

Well, it's shit...that's right, shit ( Read more... )

I'm watching Firefly with Chad... and I'm further along than Kim anyway.

I hate you, Livejournal.

I'm going to work now...

Well I seem to be addicted all over again, but still resisting the "friend's page" urge. Of course I find myself reading Tim's friends page instead, which is practically the same thing as having my own... damnit, I hate you all for enabling my addiction ( Read more... )