How many derivations can you make?

[hypehavoc]

Fucking really though?

First-hand
"Man, this cigarette is really fucking good."

Second-hand
"Sir, this is a non-smoking establishment."
"Sure, man.  I can stand 20-30 feet away from your facility entrance.  Not a problem."

Third-hand
"You smell of smoke.  It is harmful to my child."
"Hey Lady...  It's not my problem that your now husband's semen dribbled

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[dgenerator]

Fourth-Hand
"You said "cigarette". Die."