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Operation Bear Claw

May 18, 2011 03:09

This is the last one for a long time. Maybe forever. Why I constantly tempt fate and put a job in jeopardy that lets me have a mowhawk and pays for my school for the sake of a few stupid pranks, I'll never know. I figure I may as well document it if it's going to cost me my livelihood and means for the single greatest source of happiness in my life ( Read more... )

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tastee May 18 2011, 10:17:41 UTC

you got voodoo to make these for you??

"so, like, you know these are gonna be gross right?" hyperbole May 18 2011, 10:24:57 UTC

Yep, I just gave them a rundown and they were all over it.

Re: "so, like, you know these are gonna be gross right?" tastee May 18 2011, 10:35:18 UTC

man I kinda want a donut now! god damn

Re: "so, like, you know these are gonna be gross right?" hyperbole May 18 2011, 10:46:08 UTC

they're probably packed even now, it's kind of insane. i actually thought about you when i was there today because i always sit in the photobooth since it's usually the only 'seat' open.

elle_lee May 18 2011, 14:51:45 UTC

i would hope that if the mouse traps didn't get you canned, donuts won't. of course i have no valid frame of reference; i am just really entertained by this plan.

operation pink slip hyperbole May 18 2011, 16:30:27 UTC

Already got a text from the boss super early this morning saying "we need to talk when you get in tomorrow". Baby jesus, please grant me the strength to keep from busting out laughing if she starts describing what happened in any kind of detail. Just thinking about what's going over there right now brings a fat, stupid smile to my face.

So make me feel so many things... cloud3487 May 19 2011, 06:08:10 UTC

I think it's a bad idea to do such things like that, but I love it so much that you would do it. It's hilarious (y'know, as long as I'm not a victim). A part of me thinks this is bad because you're risking so much for this. But another part of me loves that you have the balls to do such things. I don't know why you would do anything like this, but I trust that you have your reasons. But man, it was hard not to laugh like crazy while reading that.

Re: So make me feel so many things... hyperbole May 23 2011, 05:36:20 UTC

It was glorious dude! Like 5 minutes after walking into the office I have people telling me Jay (my nemesis) threw up wasabi, baby food, and frosting in the warehouse...and the cayenne pepper was a huge hit around the water cooler, so to speak. It was like 70/30 between people that wanted to give me high fives and that thought I was an immature punk. Anyway, I'm basically on ultra super level 7 probation right now, but contrary to my fears I wasn't even "formally disciplined" this time either. I have a feeling the precedent is set though and THE NEXT TIME SERIOUSLY CHRIS YOUR MOM IS GONNA BE SO DISAPPOINTED DONT MAKE US DO IT BUT WE TOTALLY WILL. The only regret I have is that I had to cancel the clown stripper at the last minute, but that wasn't even because of the fiasco the day before. I even told my boss afterwards what would have been in store for her at the manager's meeting and she thought it was HILARIOUS. I don't even know what to do with myself anymore. I bet in a few months I can get away with another one...