sucked into a whirlpool and drowned at the core of the world

[hyperbole]

24 x 7 = 168

Comments

e-friends forever

[tastee]

that sucks bud. you missed out on a fun time last night. when do you ever graduate?

fo eva? fo eva eva?

[hyperbole]

not any time soon, especially considering i'm probably going to take the summer off so i don't lose my mind. someday soon i'll have my shit together and we can start a long illustrious career as partners in crime.

[greyheaven]

years from now* you'll look back on this, nodding off into your second beer at seven o'clock in the evening, and think, what the fuck?

*two and a half years from now

use it till you lose it

[hyperbole]

if i can even remember my password! i sincerely hope my grandchildren find me hunched-over dead in a chair one day with a pile of energy-drink cans in the corner and one rollerblade on my foot.