Year of the Rooster

[hyperbole]

As an adult I've had to make certain concessions to maintain my current lifestyle. Laundry, cleaning the apartment, bills...fine. One thing I never managed was to cultivate the ability to cook for myself. I'm very frugal and minimalist with groceries and my diet, so that as soon as I start feeling like I'll lose my mind if I have to eat stir fry or

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i love the cock

[tastee]

sauce. there was a monthlong period this winter that I planned every meal around it. be careful, if you use too much it burns coming out. Just sayin.

no cock blocking

[hyperbole]

if i let burning diarrhea deter me from doing the things i enjoy, i would never have any fun. depends with aloe vera saved my life

[rackjabbit]

I wish I had the ability to cook for myself here... I don't even have a microwave here... I either have to eat at the crappy dining facility here, or live off of cereal and Propel Zero...

i wish i got paid to shoot machine guns all day

[hyperbole]

I'm going to mail you 6 cakes. 5 will be filled with wonderful things like fireworks or drugs or frosting, but one will have a bear trap.

It's ketchup for Asians

[cloud3487]

Sriracha on Fried Chicken is a key thing in Asian homes.

asians taste fine just the way they are

[hyperbole]

I never understood how anyone could eat dog meat before, but now i understand.

That's the "oriental" flavoring

[cloud3487]

I never understood how anyone couldn't eat dog meat before. Oh man, the racist dog jokes with only get worse when I move out and get a dog. If ever that dog runs away, no will will believe me.