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Space Case

Jul 10, 2011 02:28

I hate indoctrination as much as the next guy, but can we please drug all the children in the world and force them to watch the Hubble IMAX movie over and over until Leonardo DiCaprio brainwashes them all into wanting to become astronauts or rocket scientists or at least the engineers that manufacture massive zero-gravity underwater training ( Read more... )

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black holes suck, i'll give you that hyperbole July 11 2011, 20:36:34 UTC

The Ocean vs. Space: a new 20 hour documentary highlighting all of man's knowledge of these similar yet vastly different frontiers that have, since the beginning of civilization, enticed humanity to explore and discover their countless treasures and mysteries. Narrated by the ghosts of Jacques Cousteau and Galileo.

Seriously though what's your favorite book/movie/song/article/piece of art/videogame about the Ocean/Deepsea? Of all the things that fascinate me endlessly, what's at the bottom of the deepest oceans is something I can never get out of my head.

Also, top 3 Invisible Cities (write-ins allowed)

greyheaven July 10 2011, 19:26:51 UTC

How can we keep the space program when we gotta maintain our 5,000-plus-strong nuclear arsenal? That shit is expensive. And you never know when you'll have to nuke Russia SEVEN HUNDRED TIMES

This is why, this is why, humans make me cry.

The space race was cool, we need more of those. Tour De Mars anyone? hyperbole July 11 2011, 20:53:03 UTC

The best part is that a constant theme is "Man you'd think that with those trillions of galaxies and stars and planets there would be a lot of other inhabitable planets with similarly composed atmospheres and proximity to said stars...oh wait there aren't and even the closest frozen rock would be impossible to reach before we inevitably end up wiping ourselves out ( ... )

I bet when Jesus comes back we get to go to space greyheaven July 12 2011, 23:21:19 UTC

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If I had a time machine, I'd use it to bang hookers of every generation cloud3487 July 11 2011, 07:04:13 UTC

Leonardo DiCaprio already brainwashed me in to believing that he's King of the World.

In Marvel, Aunt May was a burglar that broke in to Peter Parker's house to do his laundry. She found out he was Spider-Man that day. You need to hide your Chris-Man costume better than Peter hid his before Aunt May catches you too.

If I froze time like that, I would of spent that 999 years switching people's bras. If you ever end up with like 100 bras on you some how in an instant, it was probably me.

Damn it, your words make me want to tie you to the train tracks and prove you wrong. But then I'd have to take you to China, Japan, or Europe (Anywhere that's not America actually) because those are the places where trains actually don't suck monkey cock because their people were smarter than American's and invested in awesome mass transit.

Also, did you ever notice the messed up son of Doc Brown pointing to his penis at the end of Back To The Future III? That kid is messed up.

I will also never have a train run on me hyperbole July 12 2011, 03:03:22 UTC

Dude...Aunt May? There are some serious and significant implications here.

The funny part is that Japan actually JUST introduced the a new bullet train with a design that looks eerily like someone performing fellatio on a primate. What will those crazy Japs think of next? Used panties as the prize in children's cereal? Sidewalks made of DDR pads? Absurd game shows that make no sense? Oh wait...

What if it's the SOUL TRAIN! cloud3487 July 12 2011, 07:20:04 UTC

Her first name is May. May Parker. Oh my damn, this brings me back to middle school where the running joke of if you married her, she'd be May May. But with that Asian Mai. Or Mia. I don't know how to spell Asian names. That's why I'm white now.

Dude, no matter what, we beat Japan. Yakuza? We got religious people scaring the public. Earthquakes? We have our own government destroying our country. Sex robots? One word: Fleshlight. Or is it two words? Whatever. Best invention evar.

P.S. Buy me a fleshlight for Christmas.

parliament hunkadelic hyperbole July 12 2011, 08:16:10 UTC

Mei, fool. Mei May. May Mei. Now I'm just going to draw hearts with our names in them and daydream about coming home and fighting with her because she wants to be the super strict bad cop parent and have our daughter learn the violin and join Baby Mensa and I just want to be the "cool" parent and let her have her friends over to get wasted off apple juice and dress up as dinosaurs...but ONLY if they do it at our house so I know where they are.

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