Comments | hyperbole: More splinters in my mind than a wooden porcupine

hyperbole

More splinters in my mind than a wooden porcupine

Sep 06, 2011 20:13

I really need to stop buying tickets to multiple-day festivals and then going with no plan whatsoever. Somehow I've been able to manage...but in Sasquatch's case "managing" consisted of staying one night with a girl from New Zealand I randomly met (no, no rooting took place), and spending the other two nights in the backseat of my car. This time my ( Read more... )

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5 years? You're returning with me the next time I visit! (In 5 years...) cloud3487 September 7 2011, 06:08:06 UTC

It's always like you're doing something awesome all the time.

Where did you park your car to sleep in it? I always thought cops would give you tickets for doing things like that.

lifestlyes of the ignorant and homeless hyperbole September 7 2011, 06:48:45 UTC

I know it sounds glamorous, but passing out in the driver seat of your car for 5 hours and then driving to take a shower at a 24 hour fitness is not that awesome.

I just realized something crazy. The last time I went to Seattle was with you and Tony. Guess what the name was of the guy I met? Guess what ethnicity he was? Speaking of cops and tickets...does this person look familiar? hahaha

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That Officer Hanson was a sexy sexy man cloud3487 September 7 2011, 06:59:08 UTC

Didn't you go to Seattle with us when Michael and I visited a few years back? I know you went to Seaside with us.

Yeah, I used to sleep in my car until Texas taught me that that's impossible without waking up feeling like you're dying in an oven.

At least you're doing something. Other than that San Antonio trip it's been school, work, and/or porn for me. Oh, for the San Antonio thing, I also slept in the car. Tho it was in the back seat and only for 4 hours.

Re: That Officer Hanson was a sexy sexy man hyperbole September 7 2011, 07:13:55 UTC

Oh god, you're right. Is it pathetic that all I can remember is oyster shooters? I guess I should use this thing more since I apparently can't remember anything about anything anymore.

Yep, I basically gave up on trying to sleep whenever we were driving through the southwest during the day. Greg doesn't seem to have much trouble in that department though, haha!

Don't worry, I start @ PSU in the fall and any semblance of a life will most likely get lost in the Bermuda Triangle of work, school, and my apartment.

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rackjabbit September 8 2011, 01:07:11 UTC

Broken Social Scene?!
You should really stop letting me see these things. I hate you more and more each time I see that you've seen bands that I love.

And yeah, short films are actually pretty great. I've stumbled upon some really good ones.

let's compare and see whose is shorter hyperbole September 12 2011, 05:55:47 UTC

Here's another one!

What films?! I'm like a junkie man, I need beauty for my eyes.

i looked him up immediately lostcosmonaut September 12 2011, 14:54:42 UTC

nutty Professor is practically my favourite movie

This guy is all about sucker punches:

--mza.

i look up to and down on him simultaneously hyperbole September 13 2011, 21:52:15 UTC

The format for that video was perfect, I wish I could watch one for every comedian ever. Hey VH1, can we make Behind the Laughs happen? I wonder who the exact opposite of this guy would be. A beautiful shy girl spouting one-liners that are shockingly beautiful and hilarious.

walking0nawire September 15 2011, 19:37:47 UTC

The Trey mcintyre project was the thing I really wanted to see and put off until the last day, meaning I didn't see it. Contemporary dance companies are either really awesome, or kind of fucked up and too abstract.

The bass player from pickwick is the guy I was staying with in Seattle, and he and the guitar player are my cousins. We tried to see them but got turned away because it was full.

We didn't see that much of the same stuff, but I bet we passed each other a gazillion times and didn't even know it.