nudges in the right direction

[hyperbole]

Yesterday I was waiting at the bus stop by my girlfriend's house, hungover as hell, with dumbbells hanging from my eyelids while I cursed the sun and life in general. When the bus finally showed up it was almost overflowing with people--standing room only. After surveying the scene a little and noticing everybody look away once we made eye contact

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[cloud3487]

That's why I suggest overalls. There is no fly to have down. Perfect.

[hyperbole]

Why embarrass myself by wearing ridiculous clothes when I could just open my mouth?

And when did they get rid of subject lines!? I feel like I'm a senile old person that's wandered into a house I used to live in when I was young, only to find that some strange people are in my living room looking at me like I'm crazy.

[cloud3487]

Hey, if I knew where to get a decent pair of overalls, I'd get them and wear them with pride. If Hillbilly Jim (Old old WWF wrestler) can pull them off, then so can I!

I know! I hate the lack of subject lines. I need them to add (un)witty extra comments.