thanks to cyaneyed

[hyperscoot]

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Comments

[erin_sunde]

oh...dear...gods...

:D

[hyperscoot]

WHAT ARE YOU DOING POSTING ON MY LJ?!?

:P

nice JTHM icon.

[erin_sunde]

ummm...I'm ninja-ing your comment space. thats' what I'm doing posting to your journal. Now explain why your in mine? :P

[hyperscoot]

oh crap... you noticed that? I'll have to fire my intern now. You were never supposed to know about that. :P

I thought you perferred a-pirating?

[pseudogeek]

ok, scooter, you found me out...

[hyperscoot]

Yep. You're playing in my playground son. You need to give me my proper cut if you want to run game in this town.

[pseudogeek]

listen old-timer. Maybe you haven't noticed but that isn't how we run business anymore.
Now, I would be more then willing to offer you some very generous protection plans....

[hyperscoot]

sure which protection plan that I'm offering would you like to take advantage of? We have:

$50 a week, we let ya live, don't break ya legs
$100 a week we rough up your goons every so often
$500 a week you are left to conduct business your way
$1000 a week you've got our support should somebody else come to you looking for trouble

[dreamhawk]

I think I might apply for this. Probly pays better than my job. :)

[hyperscoot]

yeah... but you gotta wait til the end of phase one for your benefits. come on... that's awhile.

[mme_moonpie]

It was the "personalize your own outfit" part that caught my eye, of course! Perhaps a boa with integrated razor blades? *swish...slash...*

[hyperscoot]

don't expect hugs from me if you are wearing a boa anytime soon.

[emuofdarkness]

It's the Joker!!!

[hyperscoot]

or...

the underwear gnomes.

*gasp of surprise and alarm*