Comments | hyperventil8: Baby, is this love for real?

hyperventil8

Baby, is this love for real?

Sep 15, 2005 03:22

Last night I drove to Dover to hang out with Kyle...and drop in unexpectedly on the guy I've been myspacing for awhile who works in a coffee shop in Portsmouth. Some say stalk, I say drop in unexpectedly. No, he told me to come by at some point. Kyle couldn't come though. Dick. So I walked in, scoped him out, pretty cute, whatever. I didn't want to ( Read more... )

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apparentlydumb September 15 2005, 14:51:21 UTC

oh my god I'm tired. I thought you said "I have to make toast at my dad's wedding." so I pictured you just standing there with a toaster handing out toast to guests. ahahahaha. you love it.

rosexoxred September 15 2005, 15:02:14 UTC

say something like "um, i know you've been waiting for me to come out of the closet, so what better of a time than this!" ..ha..ha..ha..
but anyway, be yourself, get hammered, say something witty. it's all you, baby! you could make hellen keller laugh you're such a fucking ham!
and you know it!
i can't wait to come home!

schmeedles September 16 2005, 20:22:10 UTC

i think his dad caught on when he brought me home as "the girlfriend." a beefcake (helga the yiddish ice queen) with big pants who's in a band. his shirts were tighter than mine!

kylemurray September 15 2005, 15:31:46 UTC

Fucking hilarious. Come back to Dover and watch Oz.

kylemurray September 15 2005, 19:21:18 UTC

so you two can spoon

hyperventil8 September 15 2005, 20:43:07 UTC

No. We'll probably lick eachother's buttholes a little bit too.

kylemurray September 15 2005, 20:49:24 UTC

a little bit oh do it so much you fucking dick sucking lips

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toxicterror55 September 15 2005, 16:45:10 UTC

thanx for calling motherfucker. to redeem yourself you must call me today. we are having a shepards pie party tonight. im not saying your invited, but if you call I might be able to pull some strings.

pistolxplease September 15 2005, 19:30:22 UTC

the song's called "the first single" and where's the awesome post about the canterbury desert??

entry continued hyperventil8 September 15 2005, 20:48:24 UTC

So then, tonight I hung out with RSD and Jayme at the Canterbury Desert... a mystical construction site where mounds of soft sand are there for the jumping off of. On a moonlit night, the white sea of sand and clusters of trees make it seem like you're on another planet. Anyway, we roamed to Taco Bell in Manchester at 1am to feed our machines. Coincidentally, there happened to be Dean! Who threw me a clove cigarette as we drove off. It was, as always, an adventure to remember.

Re: entry continued pistolxplease September 28 2005, 21:53:44 UTC

yesssss