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ten years ago:
12? 1995? When I think of these things, I recall the uneasiness of puberty. I hung out with my cousins and played Sega and watched X-men cartoons and lots of British comedy though I didn't get it. I think I hear Cranberries in the background.
five years ago:
17. 2000. Senior in high school. Whoa. Weird. Well still recalling the uneasiness of puberty, I drove a Pontiac Grand Am that always stunk in the hot Florida sun, wore gross tight-fitting thrift store clothes and smoked menthols. I thought I was soo cool. Wait, that was yesterday.
one year ago:
I hung out with Emily Hickok way too much, and worked at a chinese food restaurant. Hey, at least I had a cell phone. It was the party line 5000.
yesterday:
Woke up at 4. Didn't shower. Ate a lot. Spent all my money on booze. Dreamed of something better. Read Calvin and Hobbes. Laughed.
snacks i enjoy:
rice crispy treats, fruit cocktail, anything chocolate, pop-tarts, leftover chinese food
what would you do with 100 million dollars:
Travel, buy EVERYTHING anyone wants, and with the left over 98 million, I'd go up in a hot air balloon like in that movie and drop like a million onto the city. Then I would take some of the remaining 97 million and donate it to charities, and...whoa, that's way too much money. I'd use it to wipe my ass on a toliet made out of quarters.
5 places i would run away to:
1. Tahiti
2. Thailand
3. Brazil
4. Australia
5. Greece
5 things i would never wear:
1. a bra
2. a scrunchie
3. nipple clamps
4. puff-paint sweatshirts
5. a wedding ring
5 bad habits:
1. masturbating at people's houses
2. stealing stuff from Goodwill
3. not brushing my teeth for 2-3 days
4. leaving stuff at places
5. dishing it out but not taking it
5 biggest joys:
1. independence
2. striking coincendences
3. the smell of fresh cut grass
4. TV show marathons
5. drunken card games
5 favorite toys:
1. Myspace
2. genitals
3. Pool
4. long-distance phone cards
5. Remote