Best week ever

[hyperventil8]

Big news this week coming from all over the place, like apocalypse worthy. First off, that ugly/hot Red Sox hero Johnny Daemon, who could have been elected governor around here if he could spell it, left our team for a new one...The New York Yankees, who he helped us beat in the 2004 World Series, our first time winning in 87 someodd years. This,

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[toothless_kiss]

The half-eaten bag of Keebler Elf cookies is an allusion to a Secret Santa gift wherein I enclosed a half-eaten McChicken sandwich. The giftee looked horrified as my vegan friend Alison screamed, "EAT IIIIIT!"

I'm glad you liked your present! I'm really excited about yours--I've been checking the mail every time I'm home.

[hyperventil8]

Well, I guess it didn't make it in time for X-mas. I suck. But Hannakah is for a couple more nights. Watch out for pubes stuck in massive amounts of tape!

P.S. Yours was the best gift I got!

[toothless_kiss]

Aw, shucks! I haven't been home for a few days, I'll let you know when I get yours...

[dejena]

I occasionally wonder how many rings are around Uranus.

So if there are more moons around Neptune, then what is the semi-final count? I remember there being about 40-something moons around Neptune. (Yes, astronomy geek right here) Btw, do you read spaceref.com at all?

Anyways, I was sitting around, watching Jeni package your... well... package, when I was politely asked by Jeni if I wanted to send you a little letter. Knowing me, I simply couldn't resist such an offer!

[hyperventil8]

No, but props for the link, cyberdude.

PS I totally got your letter...tres unexpected!! There isn't one in my package for Jenny, but there is a little token of my appreciation for you. I'll be sure to write you back now.

[steve985]

The rings and moons were actually found around uranus. they were photographed by the hubble telescope

[hyperventil8]

Well gee, thanks Ranger Steve. But there are no rings around my anus. Not since last night's bath.