...I haven't said enough
Thanks to the aforementioned dogs, I can't get back to sleep. Which sucks, because I didn't get to bed until... well, late.
1) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
A. Nope.
2) What was your dream growing up?
A. To be a huge rock star. Or Batman.
3) What talent do you wish you had?
A. I'd settle for more of the ones I already have...
4) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
A. Shot o' tequila.
5) Favorite vegetable?
A. Eh, I like everything but gourds.
6) What was the last book you read?
A. If comics count, then Preacher. If not, then The Hound of the Baskervilles
7) What zodiac sign are you?
A. Cancer.
8) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.
A. 2G holes in my earlobes and a chi rho on my left shoulder.
9) Worst Habit?
A. Interrupting people.
10) If you saw me walking down the street, would you offer me a ride?
A. If you were my friend, then sure.
11) What is your favorite sport?
A. Minor League Hockey.
12) Do you have a Negative or Optimistic attitude?
A. I'm an optimist. Like Edward Murphy.
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
A. I'd sing that Aerosmith song and give you lascivious looks every couple of seconds. I don't fucking know! Do elevators even get stuck anymore? Have we not improved on that technology?
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
A. Christina Thurber
15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
A. If you're looking for the track marks on my arms, you won't find them. I shoot it between my toes.
16) Do you have any pets?
A. NO BUT MY ROOMMATES DO
17) What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?
A. That depends entirely upon who the hell is asking.
18) What was your first impression of me?
A. See above
19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
A. Neither. I think they're annoying and passé (like Republicans)
20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
A. I'd be eight and a half feet tall.
21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
A. Oh, I've been told many times that I'm a "shoulder devil." Mwoo hoo ha ha.
22) What color eyes do you have?
A. Blackish-brown
23) Ever been arrested?
A. No, but I've been threatened a time or two...
24) Bottle or can soda?
A. Glass bottles. Cost more, but make a world of difference.
25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
A. Pay off my credit card and then go to Vegas, probably.
26) What's your favorite place to hang at?
A. I reject this question because of how poorly worded it is.
27) Do you believe in ghosts?
A. Yes. But, like Ray Parker, Jr., I ain't afraid of 'em.
28) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
A. heh heh... allllright...
29) Do you swear a lot?
A. Quite the blue fuckin' streak on me.
30) Biggest pet peeve?
A. Stupid dogs
31) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
A. surviving
32) Do you believe/appreciate romance?
A. Do I believe romance? Who the fuck made this thing?
33) Do you believe in God?
A. If He exists, He's a bastard.
34) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?
A. ...I JUST DID! What the fuck...
1) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
A. Nope.
2) What was your dream growing up?
A. To be a huge rock star. Or Batman.
3) What talent do you wish you had?
A. I'd settle for more of the ones I already have...
4) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
A. Shot o' tequila.
5) Favorite vegetable?
A. Eh, I like everything but gourds.
6) What was the last book you read?
A. If comics count, then Preacher. If not, then The Hound of the Baskervilles
7) What zodiac sign are you?
A. Cancer.
8) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.
A. 2G holes in my earlobes and a chi rho on my left shoulder.
9) Worst Habit?
A. Interrupting people.
10) If you saw me walking down the street, would you offer me a ride?
A. If you were my friend, then sure.
11) What is your favorite sport?
A. Minor League Hockey.
12) Do you have a Negative or Optimistic attitude?
A. I'm an optimist. Like Edward Murphy.
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
A. I'd sing that Aerosmith song and give you lascivious looks every couple of seconds. I don't fucking know! Do elevators even get stuck anymore? Have we not improved on that technology?
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
A. Christina Thurber
15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
A. If you're looking for the track marks on my arms, you won't find them. I shoot it between my toes.
16) Do you have any pets?
A. NO BUT MY ROOMMATES DO
17) What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?
A. That depends entirely upon who the hell is asking.
18) What was your first impression of me?
A. See above
19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
A. Neither. I think they're annoying and passé (like Republicans)
20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
A. I'd be eight and a half feet tall.
21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
A. Oh, I've been told many times that I'm a "shoulder devil." Mwoo hoo ha ha.
22) What color eyes do you have?
A. Blackish-brown
23) Ever been arrested?
A. No, but I've been threatened a time or two...
24) Bottle or can soda?
A. Glass bottles. Cost more, but make a world of difference.
25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
A. Pay off my credit card and then go to Vegas, probably.
26) What's your favorite place to hang at?
A. I reject this question because of how poorly worded it is.
27) Do you believe in ghosts?
A. Yes. But, like Ray Parker, Jr., I ain't afraid of 'em.
28) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
A. heh heh... allllright...
29) Do you swear a lot?
A. Quite the blue fuckin' streak on me.
30) Biggest pet peeve?
A. Stupid dogs
31) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
A. surviving
32) Do you believe/appreciate romance?
A. Do I believe romance? Who the fuck made this thing?
33) Do you believe in God?
A. If He exists, He's a bastard.
34) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?
A. ...I JUST DID! What the fuck...