I guess my lungs are healing because i've been coughing like a mother fucker all week. Today is the peak i guess. Its kinda gross/annoying ( Read more... )

So i decided to face my fear of gorillas and watch King Kong. I mean, its not that bad bc i can tell its fake and lets be honest, there isn't a 50foot gorilla hiding under my bed, or at least i hope to god there's not. If i do actually get into animal behaviour i'm most likely going to have to work with a chimp or gorilla so it has to be done. My ( Read more... )

someone was a little dramatic about warm weather coming up out of nowhere


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ugh. dress shopping. not fun. apparently i'm a size 500. which means that every dress i tried on didn't fit. you wanan know why? bc of my huge jugs. I hate them. I want them gone. Maybe getting my boob drained isn't a bad idea. can they just drain all of it out? god!!! So i had a stressfull day at work, i have my period so i threw a mini fit in the ( Read more... )

Mail came today. a unmarked box from timbuktu. there were holes poked in it. since there's no return address i have no choice but to place her and her box outside shoprite. anyone interested?


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so recently i've had to deal with something that i wasn't willing to talk about due to my...weirdness i guess is the best way to describe it. I had found a lump on my right boobical and had to get numerous testings. Of course it was thought to be cancer, since it runs in my family and after the 3rd time of getting my boobs smushed together they ( Read more... )

i'm in the kmart parking lot in dover rightnow. in the rain. pushing carts till 10. and i'll be back tomorrow , monday, thurs, friday and saturday doing the same.

i.hate.my.life.

actually no i hate my staff. more to come.

TRUST ME I NEED TO VENT

Dear Jock,

Why can't you be normal?

Dear Gianluca,

Why can't you love me?

Dear Tim,

Why can't your stupid french girlfriend go away?

Dear Dave,

Why do i let you effect my self esteem?

Dear Nessain,

Why did you break my heart today?

....these are the men annoying me at the moment.

i don't know what's more depressing..the fact that i was pretty much dumped out of nowhere, or that i want to look fucking nice tomorrow bc i'm all about feeling good bout myself and none of my skirts fit me bc i have apparently gained 2000 pounds since i worked at the bank. i told you it was bc i was fat ( Read more... )

I'm about 99% sure that I'm going to die today. I have never felt like such crap in my entire life. and I have no one but Tim to blame. His oh i'm so sick act yesterdy and his sniffing and sneezing all over his paperwork that i had to check. thanks tim. i think i'm gonna either die of a snot overload or from my eyeball coming out bc it just keeps ( Read more... )