1) list 10 things you want to say to 10 people but know you never will.
2) don't say who they are directed towards.
1. I can't believe the way you act towards me sometimes, I'm so nice to you but you're always such a jerk. You're always so difficult and then you wonder why I don't talk to you for weeks at a time. It's because everytime I say "Hello" you reply with something incredibly rude.
2. Do only bad things happen to you or something? It can't possibly be that bad. Close your fucking legs and learn a thing or two about the word "dignity". Oh, and stop thinking you're funny because you're not. And stop being so fucking stupid all the time. It gets annoying. I actually really hate you. Oh, I almost forgot. All the music you listen to is SHIT.
3. Stop smoking. It's not even cool anymore.
4. I think you're so rude. Why do you even bother showing up to my house?
5. Stop being so modest. I know you're just looking for attention, and it gets annoying. Ever since I met you it's the only thing you've ever done to annoy me...so just STOP IT ALREADY.
6. If I saw you on the street I'd punch you in the face kill you. I'm glad I never see you, if I did I'd probably in jail for life. I never talk about you and I deny your existance 99% of the time, if you break my denial of you then I'm not gonna be able to control just how much I hate you. Anything that has ever happened in my life that I regret was because of you.
7. As mean as I've been to you in the past, I really miss hanging out with you.
8. Even though you're obnoxious and stupid, I think I might like you just a little bit.
9. I can't believe how much energy I lose from just standing next to you. Oh, and the problems you have are NOT disorders. You're just human, that's all.
10. I actually don't want to hang out with you, so I don't know why I bother to pretend to be friends with a psycho bitch like you. The only time we hung out we hardly talked, so why are we pretending like we have more than one thing in common? You seem desperate to be my friend, and frankly, it's weird.
By the way, it's highly unlikely that if you say "AM I NUMBER ___?!" then I won't reply, it kind of make the "anonymous" part about it obsolete.
Even though I've only been awake for an hour, I'm super tired from le concert...I'm going back to bed x.X