.62 [video]

[hyposprayed]

[have a click to video, with a very disgruntled doctor before he points the camera at a small dog. Who is currently chewing on his boots. Mm Starfleet regulation.]

Alright, which one of you god damned idiots- [the dog sort of whimpers at his tone and he stops, letting out an annoyed snort before actually lowering his tone some.] -left this here? I

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[possemagnet]

I left a note, dude.

[hyposprayed]

I can see that- since when do you even have a dog to dump on other people?

[possemagnet]

Since the hellhound thing Sam's been anti-mutt. And... this dog's real sweet and doesn't deserve to be ignored... and I suck as a pet owner.

[hyposprayed]

So out of all the people on the Barge you pick me. He chewed through two pairs of boots for god's sake.

[Voice//Private] GABE GOES "WHAAAAT?"

[painhumbles]

....Whatever it is, I probably didn't do it.

[Voice//Private] sir, your intentions must be known.

[hyposprayed]

Well that's a real vote of confidence.

[and straight to business] You're seeing Max.

[Voice//Private] This is Gabe. Giving you the runaround, because he hates being interrogated. :|

[painhumbles]

Not lately.

[Voice//Private] Good thing he's used to this shit from one james t kirk :|

[hyposprayed]

Real cute, you know what I mean.

newly dead folks hate dogs. don'tcha know.

[pleasesmirk]

Dogs. In an infirmary.

Ankh-Morpork was never one for sanitation, but even I know this is disgusting.

but they love you swing :<<

[hyposprayed]

Don't get worked up, he's staying in my room. And if you mean the other visit we had a little supervised animal companionship may do some of you lot some good.

but swing haaaaaaaaates them.

[pleasesmirk]

Good. I was worried.

I heard about it, but wasn't here for it. If that happens again, keep it away from me. They're disgusting animals.

they sense what a deeply kind person he really is obv

[hyposprayed]

Didn't get bitten by a dog once, did you?

[beam_me]

...uh. I can do animal control too, if y'need?

[hyposprayed]

It's fine. [He likes the dog but he will NEVER ADMIT IT OUT LOUD. EVER.] How are you holding up there Scotty?

[beam_me]

Pullin' my weight where I can, mate. How're you holdin' up?

[captain_jtkirk]

Did you make a new friend?

[hyposprayed]

Apparently I look like a dog person.

... Lord, you're not allergic to dogs too are you?

[captain_jtkirk]

You don't look like a dog person. You barely look like a doctor.

Only dogs that roll around in tree pollen.

[hyposprayed]

Good, then take it for a walk while I go do my damned job. You could probably use burning that excess energy.