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[hypotheticalend]

"That gentleman with the pinhole eye and his one-eyed friend are reenacting a particularly convoluted bodice ripper in public."

Excuse me?

Comments

[witch_in_white]

Don't you love freedom of speech?

Miss Wielant, perhaps locking your door tonight would be a good idea?

[hypotheticalend]

That is slander, Miss Yuuko.

And if I shall be wanting a word with her, locking her door will do her no good.

[witch_in_white]

And you shan't do a thing about it, Mr Teatime. In any way.

[hypotheticalend]

Oh, of course I shan't. Just a friendly conversation.

[ozuchi]

Interesting choice of words!

[hypotheticalend]

They certainly aren't my words.

[ozuchi]

Yeah, ya put 'em in those quotation marks...

But it was only said in fun! I'm sure she didn't mean it.

[hypotheticalend]

I'm surprised that you are not as offended by these words as I appear to be.

Even unintentional words have consquence, Mister Lavi.

[outcoldchick]

TMI, Four O' Clock. My virgin eyes are burning.

[hypotheticalend]

It is Jonathan Teatime Miss Beatty, for I believe, the third time.

And perhaps you should take that up with the original author of the commentary. Nothing of the sort of happening.

[outcoldchick]

It's. A. Nickname.

You don't have to go...throwing it around like that! I now have vivid mental images that won't go away. They'll never go away!

[hypotheticalend]

One I do not appreciate having, Miss Beatty. Norm.

Think about something else.

[eight_flowers]

.. what the hell. The general public doesn't give a fuck what you perverts do behind closed doors. Keep that disgusting shit to yourself.

[hypotheticalend]

Nothing of the sort is happening, rest assured Mister Kanda. I merely wish for the statement to be recanted by the culprit.

[eight_flowers]

Really.

Then you should have privately messaged her. No one needs to be scarred by that fucking imagery.

[hypotheticalend]

Really really.

I'm afraid you'll have to, as they say, get over it.

[theshadowed_one]

You're excused.

[hypotheticalend]

You aren't, Miss Wielant.

[theshadowed_one]

By the gods. Does that imply that I may be in serious trouble?

[hypotheticalend]

Only if you make it serious trouble. Or we could settle this without harsh words.