Please kill me.

[hypoxiaddict]

Oh great god of office jobs, please have mercy on me and either send me some work to do or just kill me now.

I forgot how boring my job can be when things are slow, which they are today. Ridiculously, impossibly slow. I have done nothing but surf the web and play spider solitaire all day. And it's not because I'm a slacker. I like to work. I like

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[anonymous]

That's why you should have MSN at work... so you can commune in real-time with me. :D

-- Wayward Mind

[hypoxiaddict]

I should, indeed. But alas, I am not allowed to have MSN (or Skype or anything remotely resembling instant messaging software) at work. Stupid security stuff. It's not like there's any work for people to steal!

[tweeck]

I'm crying. Thanks.

[hypoxiaddict]

But that's a good thing, no?

Jeff Vader. I love it.