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[hyrules_hero]

Seeing as I need a hobby (and the money)... ... Goddesses this is so embarassing.I'd like to take this time to inform the people of Avoria of a little business I am opening up

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[galactic_genius]

Oh, is that so~? Well then, I have something for you to hunt down. I need~ *insert long list of highly advanced things no one would find... except maybe a microscope...*

Payment upon delivery~

[hyrules_hero]

Ah... alright. I'll try my best to get you what you need.

[galactic_genius]

That's a good boy~ Thank you~

[hyrules_hero]

._.;;; uhm..

I'm sorry, ma'am... but I could only find one thing... I can keep looking if you'd like?

[etna_boogie]

I need a back massage~~

[hyrules_hero]

o////o Well... I don't know if. I mean... I don't think I can?

[etna_boogie]

Why not~?

[hyrules_hero]

uh... W-when would you like your massage, ma'am?

[lovelovequeen]

*smiles and is all sparkly* I need something! I want a list of all the single men here, their ages, and their favorite food.

[hyrules_hero]

Ah? ... Okay then.

[ Link's all like " D: the girls here are crazy. " ]

[lovelovequeen]

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Let me know when it's done!

((Cheri and Etna are totally nuts, of course!))

[sakeholic]

Get me a bottle of every kind of alcohol available in Avoria.

[hyrules_hero]

...

*sigh*

Yes ma'am. May I please have your address so I can make it with several trips? I have a feeling there will be a lot.

[sakeholic]

Just leave it at my office in school, the students counseling office.

[hyrules_hero]

*whew* Sorry it took me so long to complete the quest, ma'am. I'm pretty sure I got every bottle I could get. But now I'm poor. D: