I'd rather embarass myself in one post.

[hyrules_hero]

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ATTENTION ALL SINGLE MEN.

Could you please reply here with your name, age and favorite food?

Thank you!

edit: !!! THIS ISN'T FOR ME! D: I'M DOING THIS FOR SOMEONE!

Comments

[lazy_vassal]

...Hello cutie♥

[hyrules_hero]

Uhm...

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Don'tgetanyideas. This sin't for me, I'm doing this for a job...

[lazy_vassal]

...You're still cute♥

[hyrules_hero]

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[asshat_overlord]

.... Uhhh....

You know, twins are usually the ones that like that sort of stuff, but then again, they wouldn't need a thrid wheel...

[hyrules_hero]

x_x;

But... I-I'm just doing a job?

[asshat_overlord]

Messed up job, then..

[hyrules_hero]

If I would have known that my ad would make me do this kind of thing I wouldn't of said anything... But I can't turn down a request.

So. Are you single or not? It's for a girl.

[used_to_die]

Oh~ Good idea... though I might use it but with chicks, you know..

[hyrules_hero]

I'm doing this for a girl. D:

[used_to_die]

Uh, sure dude. So, you wanna impress her or something?

[hyrules_hero]

No. She requested for me to find out all the single men in Avoria and report it to her. I can't say no to a request.

[craymel_master]

Etou.... Why would you want to know that sort of information??

[hyrules_hero]

A lady asked me to do it? D:

[craymel_master]

*orz, even worse*

... I see... Etou.... Anou....

[hyrules_hero]

I'm guessing you're not single then?

Really... I would never do this if I wasn't asked. I can't say no to requests. ._.;

[phantom_hero]

Ash, 18,and I don't eat food....

What is this for, anyway?

[hyrules_hero]

Thanks.

I was asked to list all single men of Avoria, along with their ages and favorite food.

[phantom_hero]

I see.... Why?

[hyrules_hero]

Well, I was asked to. It would be impolite to decline.