Heechul: For Fan's Fun
Characters: Heechul and Super Junior
Genre : Comedy
Author : hyungnoona
Rate : PG
Disclaimer : I don't own the boys.
One morning at the Super Junior dorm...
Heechul was now awake from a deep sleep. He rose and then yawned loudly.
He scratched his head and said, "'Sigh' this is another boring day of my life. This dorm is a bit sad. Everyone is missing, especially my Hankyung. Aish! Do you call this place HOME?" He lied down on his bed again while he shook hit feet. "We were going to meet again on the encore, but just the same we are going to be apart. If this continues our fans will get bored and JUMP ON WALLS! What can I do to make them happy and not leave us?" He turned around and around on his bed, still thinking about what he can do for them. Then he rose again and scratched his head with both his hands. "Aish!!! I cannot think of anything! ARGH!!!" He lied down again and rested a bit. "Aish! Let me sing a song that can make me happy. And what would that be?"
Then he started to sing while his eyes are closed. "~Lalala...Kiss me darling. Kiss me darling. Blah blah..." Then he opened his eyes and thought of a bright idea. He stood and raised his right hand then put it down while you can see his fist.
"Yes that's it! I have an Idea! YAY! ~I have an idea!~" He cheered and jumped continuously on his bed. Because of his annoying loudness, someone open the door to his room, looking really pissed.
"KIM HEECHUL!!! Would you stop doing that craziness right now? You are being so annoying outside! ARGH! You must be hungry, Kangin made some food for us!" Leeteuk, who looked newly awoken, said. Then he slammed the door on his way out of Heechul's room.
Heechul stopped and pointed his index finger at the door. "Hey PARK JUNGSU! I'm not annoying! I'm just happy! Aish! You just don't know what I feel right now. But since he said BREAKFAST... I'm going out!!!" Heechul said while jumping out of his room.
The day he was waiting for finally came; it's the Super Show Encore at Korea. He was dressed for his new song that he was going to perform in the concert. He went backstage, where Siwon, Sungmin and Jungmo are waiting for him. As they see their vocalist they went off to the stage but...
"Hey! STOP!" He yelled at them that make them stop and look at him. "Before we go their, I want to tell to you all that I'm going to do some FANSERVICE!"
"FANSERVICE?" The three wondered.
"Yes! Yes! You heard it right! You know I feel like ELF are getting bored a bit. So I think about something that they would have fun to watch." He was smiling so much.
"What the heck is that Hyung?" Siwon wondered then the manager yelled at them.
"Hey! How long would you stay their? Go up at the stage NOW!" The manager yelled.
"You'll know it later, just promise me that you won't be SURPRISED if I do it ok?'
"WHATEVER!!!" The three said in chorus and then left their Hyung.
Now he appeared at the stage while looking astonishing. Everyone started to play their instrument. He was smirking and thought, "This is for all of you! My beloved ELF!!!" He started to sing and as the song goes he started to tour around the stage. First he goes to Siwon, and then to Sungmin. His face was going near Sungmin and Sungmin looked at him questioningly.
"What is this guy trying to do?" He thought. Then Heechul left him and proceeded to Jungmo.
"Oh, Jungmo! Please forgive your lovable Hyung for doing this to you!" Heechul thought and then kissed Jungmo, making the fan scream.
"So THAT'S what he was talking about." Sungmin thought while looking at them kissing. After that Heechul pulled his tongue out and continued singing.
After that performance everyone in Super Junior gathered together with Jungmo in the dressing room. They had different thoughts in mind while they looked at the sinner Heechul.
"Kim Heechul, what was that all about?" Their leader asked him.
"Sorry if I didn't tell this to you earlier everyone but I just want to make fans happy."
"HUH?" Everyone wondered.
"It's the start of Cinderella's Kissing Series! Please watch for that! Every time I will sing "Crazy" I will kiss somebody from the band who performs with me on that song. Fans would wonder who will be my next subject so that they'll keep watching our show to figure it out. Now do you get it?" Heechul explained.
"Whatever! Just make sure you won't make things worst." Leeteuk said, and then stood up from his seat.
"OK!" Heechul said.
Then after that concert Super Junior just ignored it. If anybody will try to bash, then every SuJu member will try to solve it. Their next destination is CHINA. Who will be the next victim of Heechul?
Before the show started Siwon went to Heechul, looking worried.
"Hyung! He said while running to Heechul.
"What? You look retarded Siwon!" Heechul said. Siwon hit him on his arm.
"You're so mean Hyung! I just want to tell you that I don't want to be kissed right now. OK?" Siwon said while huffing.
"Ok, don't worry I'll kiss you last." Heechul said and then he went ahead with his dirty mission. His next victim was Sungmin, but before they start he reminded Sungmin that he shouldn't get mad at him because he already did that for so many guys in their group. They started the performance and the kiss scene occurred. He was successful again in his mission. Next destination: SM Town Thailand.
Everyone in SME went there and performed nicely. Siwon was praying so hard before the Heechul's Crazy plan happened. At the backstage while he was praying...
"Are you ready Siwon?" Heechul said while sitting beside him.
"I told you to convert RELIGION!" Siwon said.
"Aish! Here we again to the Religion Issue! Siwon, I told you that you cannot force me ok?" Heechul tapped his face and left him to prepare for their performance.
And, as expected, Siwon was kissed. He knows that it would happen but it still shock him. And everyone thought it was the end of the "Kissing Series" but Heechul's hidden agenda was still not accomplished. And it was kissing Hankyung as the finale of his mission.
All ELF (that is a fan of HanChul couple) was hoping that it was going to happened. Until Heechul found a perfect time for it. They had a performance somewhere. At that time he planned to do it. They are having fun performing on the stage when he came near Hankyung (who's together with Yesung). He's now coming nearer and nearer to Hankyung's face. Oh the time he was waiting for comes. It's like going to the finish line. All he thinks was success but he never thinks that failure would come unexpectedly. Yesung's little hand blocked Hankyung's lips. Heechul automatically stayed away after that happened.
"Kiss with Jungmo: Mission Accomplished!
Kiss with Sungmin: Misson Accomplished!
Kiss with Siwon: Mission Accomplished!
Then K-kiss with Hankyung: was a… was Mission FAILED?!! Oh Yesung you'll pay for this!" Heechul's thought while he glared at Yesung.
Then unexpectedly Shindong came near him and said "Why don't you try to kiss me Hyung?" Shindong said while pouting his lips. After the show he'll beat the two intruders but they ran and stayed away from the blazing Heechul.
The two was successful in escaping to their Hyung because his already tired. He quit and rest at their dorm. He sadly sat beside the window and look at the stars. He don't turn onthe light because everyone is sleeping on that time.
"Aish! Why did they done that? It's me and Hankung's chance to kiss. Now it will be just a dream."
"What are you saying their Hyung?" Hankyung just appear from nowhere.
"H-hankyung? (1) Where did you learn to be like a ghost who are just appearing like that?" Heechul's shock.
"Hyung?"
"Uh...umm... I'm sorry... I was just sad because...." Then Hankyung smack him and his eyes wides open. "Hankyung?(2)"
"That is the one you want to do to me right?"
"Hankyung? (3)"
"But why are you still sad?"
"Because no camera was SHOOTING that scene!"
"There was! Bwahaha!" Kangin laugh as he reveal himself hiding at the curtain.
"How long are you watching us from here?" Heechul yell because of shockness.
"Umm... not a long time ago." Then the lights turn on and the rest of Super Junior reveal theirselves from anywhere at the dorm.
"Yay! We WIN!" Leeteuk said.
"You win?" Heechul's wonder.
"Aish we LOST!" Eunhyuk said.
"Now give us the PRICE!" Ryeowook said.
"PRICE???" Heechul wondered again but this time he raise his eyebrow.
"Oh seems like he was wondering?" Leeteuk said while all them gathered at the same place.
"Yeah I was... But I never thought the show "Hidden Camera" will go here on our dorm."
"Who said this was Hidden Camera?" Kangin said.
"You mean?"
"HaHa! This was just OUR FUN!" Hankyung said who is infront of him.
"F-FUN???!!!"
"Yeah since you want ELF's Fun why don't we made our own fun." Leeteuk said while smirking.
"We decide since you're making fun of our members, we should do the same to you too." Donghae added.
"We make a bidding..." Kangin said.
"BID?" Heechul said.
"Yes, that if you can say Hankyung's name in three times. That's why we tell him to kiss you, and we will observe if it that works." Leeteuk said.
"And it WORKS!!! You said it three times!" Eunhyuk said.
"Did I really do that?" He thought and flashback what just happened a while ago. At the scene he was shock when Hankyung appeared, after the kissing scene and when Hankyung said that it the one he wanted to do. And they were right he really say his name.
"Now everyone who wins the bidding will have a trip tomorrow!" Leeteuk cheerfully said.
"TRIP? Where? In HELL?" Heechul said while he was like burning in anger.
"Uh-umm... H-Heechul, you're the one who STARTED you shouldn't be mad at us." Leeteuk while he and everyone are shaking to death.
"It's not a REASON! You'll pay for THIS!!! If my hands can reach only one of you, he will surely DIE!" He yell while everyone is moving backward to him.
"He looks really ANGRY!" Donghae whisper.
"Hyung, what should we do?" Ryeowook asked Leeteuk.
"Isn't it obvious? We should RUN!!!" Leeteuk shakely said and everyone are hurrying to go outside their dorm. Noone tries to look back and run for their lives. Noone was left except Heechul who's hand are on his waste and smirk.
"Bwahaha! Did they really believe I would chase them? Hahaha! FOOLS! The real one who really wins is ME!" He laugh so hard that make his stomach aches. "You'll just make yourself tired and believing that I will be after you! I will lock the dorm so that you'll sleep outside. Wahaha!" He goes to his room while still laughing and sleep happily. He still accomplish his 4th mission and it was the most enjoyable mission for him.
Heechul
~~~END~~~
And this is what is it like when Yesung tries to stop the Kissing Scene.
Hope you like the Rushed Fic.
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