[one-shot] Kiss'n'Tell (songfic/crack)
Title : Kiss'n'Tell (one-shot)
Pairing : YokoHina centered, but contains OhMaru, Subassan, + various pairs (eito!orgy, yay~!)
Rating : R-ish. ah-ah, implied and not-so-implied smut.
Song : Kiss n Tell by Ke$ha.
Genre : Crack / romance / humor.
NB : It took me a freaking month to finish that one, duh. It's not to be taken at the first degree though, it's crack-ish. I suggest you listen to the song while reading this, eheh. Unbeta'ed.
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Hina & Yoko
The door slammed shut and three heads turned to see Yoko coming in the room, apparently infuriated. Behind him, Ryo looked at the others with a sorry face. They understood why quite quickly, as the oldest of the team was rushing to Hina, currently smoking on the terrace.
- And what the fuck you think you were doing, the older one all but yelled.
Instantly knowing what it was about, Tacchon retreated to the bathroom, mumbling things about a shower to take, even if everybody knew his previous one was from an hour earlier.
- Why are you shouting, Shingo calmly asked his mate, clearly unimpressed, before throwing his cigarette's butt outside.
- Seriously, you’re always with Ohkura those days!
- Oh, and?
- Wasn't I enough for you, you slut?
Hina let out a little irritated laugh.
- Wait, I don't know what-
- You're messing in my back Murakami, and believe me it won't remain unpunished!
Kicking in the nearby unoccupied chair, Yokoyama quickly made his way out of the room. When the door slammed shut, again, Maru frowned at Hina.
- Did you-
- No.
- But did Tatsu-
- He tried.
- But who told-
- Ryo, I suppose.
The yellow ranger hid a bit more behind his newspaper. Ryuhei sighed and got out of the room, decided to find Yoko and to tell him how big of a misunderstanding all of this was.
Listen to yourself, you're a hot mess
St-t-stutter through your words, breaking a sweat
What's it gonna take to confess
What we both know
Yoko & Maru
- We-we shouldn't…
Maru got silenced as Yoko's lips found their way back to his neck, his hands pretty busy with the removal of his pants.
- Yoko-
- Shut up. I'm going to show this bastard that I can live without him.
- B-but what am I gonna tell him?
Yuu froze, and frowned at his friend.
- What do you mean?
- I mean, Ryuhei said with a pretty blush coming up his cheeks, that you're not the only one to have a boyfriend…
- Who? Ryo? Ohkura?
The bassist giggled.
- Am not gonna say~
- Oh well then…
Relocating his hands inside the other man's underwear, Yoko resumed on nipping at Maru's neck, not even realizing that he was leaving a quite obvious red mark on the skin…
Yeah, I was outta town last weekend,
You were feeling like a pimp round your lame friends
Now your little party's gonna end
So here we go
Maru & Subaru
Sighing deeply, Ryuhei started to pout before glaring at the other man.
- Will you stop staring at it?
- You could have said no, you know.
Maru waved his hand dismissively.
- Did you ever manage to stop Yoko when he has something on his mind?
- I guess not, the main singer growled, now poking at the bruised area on his friend's neck.
Sitting under the palm trees, both boys waved simultaneously at Shota who was cheerfully calling them from his spot in the transparent water.
- Yet you're lucky, Subaru said after a while. Your boyfriend is too much of a slut himself to actually be jealous. Or if he is, he's being a good boy and keeps it to himself.
Maru glared again.
- Is that supposed to make feel better?
- No.
Leaning over, Baru stole a kiss from the bassist and smiled.
- But at least I can do that without the fear of being killed.
Ryuhei just blushed.
You got a secret
You couldn't keep it
Somebody leaked it,
And now some sh*t's about to go down
Subaru & Yasu
By the look on Shota's face, Subaru knew that his move wasn't left unseen.
- Why don't you talk to him already, the youngest asked his lover with a little laugh.
- Yeah right, Subaru growled, I'll go and ask him 'hey Maru-chan, how about a foursome, you know, both our couples together in the same bed', and that'll be a piece of cake.
- Shibuyan, no need to be sarcastic. We both already slept with him anyway.
- Of course, we both had all Kanjani…
- Not totally. You didn't bed Ryo yet.
Baru got as red as his Eito Ranger outfit.
- No thanks, I'll leave him to your care.
Sighing, Yasu grabbed the other boy's arm and pulled him close with a hug.
- Fine, then I'll talk to Tacchon. What do you think?
The grumbled answer didn't make it to the guitarist's ears, but he perfectly knew Subaru's thought about that matter.
Chuckling, he kissed him quickly, before taking a step back and diving into the water.
Never thought that you would be the one
Acting like a slut when I was gone
Maybe you shouldn't
Kiss 'n' tell
Yasu & Tacchon
- Can I talk to you for a moment?
Mouth full of ice-cream, Ohkura nodded, eyes not leaving the basket-ball court where Hina and Ryo were playing. Yasu shook his head.
- So I guess your recent prey is Hina-chan, isn't it?
Tadayoshi just shrugged, licking the melting ice-cream. Shota kept on talking
- He's the hardest one to get, because he only has Yokocho in his mind, but I'm sure you'll manage to shag him, right?
- I already did, Tacchon answered blankly, but it was almost two years ago, and that new haircut of his is fucking hot.
- And Yoko will kill you.
- Surely, but I'm willing to take the risk. But was it what you wanted to talk about?
Biting his lower lip, Yasu sighed.
- I have a question, rather intimate actually.
- Go ahead.
- I wondered if Maru and you would be okay for… Something different. With Shibuyan and I.
This time, Tacchon froze in his action of licking the cream, and stared at the Blue Ranger with a surprised look.
- What, you want… A foursome?
Shota nodded. Tadayoshi nodded too.
- I see then. Well I'd be okay for it, of course. And I don't think that Ryu-chan would disagree. I'll still ask him about it, but as you and Subaru are his best buddies… I think he'll be ok.
Yasu grinned.
- I know someone who's going to be happy.
You really should've kept it in your pants
Hearing dirty stories from your friends
Maybe you shouldn't
Kiss 'n' tell
Tacchon & Ryo
- Why did you have to open your fucking mouth?
Ryo looked at the sky in an attempt of showing how annoyed he was. It was the fifth time in barely an hour that he had to apologize for letting slip that his best friend wanted to bang the band's tsukkomi. Not that anyone would have cared apart from Yoko anyway.
- I'm sorry, really, but can we talk about something else?
Ohkura smiled mischievously.
- Only if you do something for me.
- As?
- I'm horny. Watching Hina-chan and you sweating and half-naked made me hot.
Another eye-roll with a plead to the skies from Nishikido.
- Come on, usually you're far from rejecting the idea.
- Yeah, but today, as you could see earlier, I played basket-ball, so I'm tired.
- What if I suck you off?
Now that was an interesting offer.
- What will Maru say?
- You'll pass it to him. He'll be glad to see that you still care about him.
- As far as I heard, Ryo chuckled, Yoko 'cared' about him very much too earlier.
Tacchon's face at this sentence was priceless.
You're looking like a tool not a bawler
You're acting like a chick, why bother?
I can find someone way hotter
with a bigger wow... well
Ryo & Yasu
Shota burst out in laughter when Ryo told him about Ohkura's reaction.
- Oh gosh, he's going to stick to Maru all week long now!
- Not so sure, but at least I got him to leave me alone already.
Wiping his eyes with a giggle, Yasu cooed.
- Awww, Ryo-chan is so mean. He's your best friend after all!
- Maybe, but that doesn't mean he must lust over everybody like that and then ask me to be his filling hole. Seriously, why does he have to be so whorish? I don't get it.
- We're all like that, Yasu sighed, that's just our way to show how we care about each other.
- Bullshits, Ryo growled, Ohkura only cares about his ass. And sometimes about Maru.
- Why so negative~
The taller boy mumbled something about being forced to it, and checked around before taking his friend in his arms, a hand wandering innocently over his lower back.
- Anyway, doing anything right now?
Yasu giggled some more.
'Cause on top of all the ways that you messed up
You weren't smart enough to keep your stupid mouth shut
I'm so sick of it, I've had enough
I hope you cry
Yasu & Hina
Hina was checking his messages in his (and Yoko's) empty room when Shota found him.
- Hey, can we talk?
- Sure.
Yasu thought that he had to talk a lot this day, but extreme situations called for extreme measures.
- Are you going to do something about Tacchon?
- Hmmm, depends on what you're meaning I guess.
- Well, he's kind of worked up those days…
- Yeah, tell me about it.
- …and he's making everybody nervous.
Shingo sighed deeply, which, Yasu knew it, was the sign announcing a long monologue. He wasn't wrong.
- You know, it's really nice of you to care about it, but Ohkura is mostly a spoiled brat when it comes to sex - and when it comes to many things actually - and if I give in now, he'll think that he's ever more awesome and more troubles will arise; not to talk that I have better things to do, as to calm down Yoko for example, and Maru can take care of Tatsu after all…
Raising an eyebrow, Shota wondered why the hell Hina was suddenly so laid back about the whole thing. Usually, he would have been much more-
- And to tell you the truth, I have something else in mind, and that's why I keep him waiting.
Oh, now that was interesting.
- Care to share?
There was a silence, and Yasu wondered if the sun had hit too strongly on his head as he saw Hina blushing. That kind of things could only happen is highly unrealistic sci-fi fictions though. And yet…
- I, er… Wanted to… Make a surprise for Yokocho. As he didn’t know who Maru was dating.
- And?
Okay, this time there was definitely a red tint on Murakami's cheeks. Said Murakami was also starting to pout. Hello, Yasuda to Cupid, what have you to this man?
- I wanted to ask Tacchon and Maru… To take care of him. Because Kimi always had a soft spot for Maru, and… Well you know.
Shota blinked cutely. And again. And again. And a last time to be sure this was real world.
- Ah… Shibuyan and I asked the same thing too…
Hina grinned, a faint blush still on his face.
- Oh I see. Be careful or this will end in a wide orgy.
Opting for the straight-forward way, Yasu got on his toes and gave his friend a light kiss.
- I don't think anyone would care actually.
You got a secret
You couldn't keep it
Somebody leaked it
And now some sh*t's about to go down
Hina & Subaru
- Your boyfriend kissed me.
- And?
- I suppose you don't really care.
- As long as it's you and not a random stranger. I kiss you too sometimes.
- …
- Did he come to talk about Ohkura?
- Hmmm, yeah, and that he was annoying everybody, and well…
- …
- …
- Why are you looking so fidgety?
- Was it true that you wanted… You know. With Maru and Ohkura.
- …
- …
- Are you shocked?
- Hmmm, no, considering the fact that I wanted to ask them the same thing.
- Ohohoh, I feel an orgy coming~!
- …
- What?
- Yasu said the same thing. More or less.
- Funny, he told me you were the one saying that.
- …
- Interested in an orgy, Shingo?
- Shut up.
Never thought that you would be the one
Acting like a slut when I was gone
Maybe you shouldn't
Kiss 'n' tell
Subaru & Yoko
Lying in the hammock humming some random tune, Subaru smiled as Yoko made his way to him, apparently troubled by something.
- Oh, I feel a round of whining coming.
The black ranger pouted.
- I feel alone and unloved.
- Here we go…
- I'm serious! Hina spends his time with everybody but me! And the others are too busy doing things to even notice me!
- Well, Baru said pointing to Yoko's blue sweater, maybe if you actually were in the water with them it would help, mister 'I dun wanna have sunburn'…
- You're no better, Yuu growled, you stay here in your hammock.
- I know but at least I don't whine about the lack of attention.
Yoko pouted even more.
- Not fair.
- You're such a kid…
When his friend didn't reply, Subaru sighed and moved a bit to the side.
- Come here big boy, stay with me then.
Grinning widely, Yoko nearly jumped into the hammock. Subaru shook his head. This guy was really worse than a brat.
You really should've kept it in your pants
Hearing dirty stories from your friends
Maybe you shouldn't
Kiss 'n' tell
Yoko & Tacchon
Finally, Yoko went in the water. Only to have a discussion with a certain someone.
- So, he told Ohkura when the others got far enough from them, I heard you wanted to jump my Gorilla’s bones.
Tadayoshi looked clearly unimpressed. Nor even surprised.
- And I heard you already jumped my boyfriend’s bones.
- Oh. So it was you.
- If you want to beat me to death anyway, go ahead. I’m used to that thought by now.
Yuu chuckled, splashing some water at Maru who was passing by with his ugly swimming goggles.
- Well if I really wanted you dead, I could have done that long ago already.
- So?
- I had a better idea actually…
Putting some water on his skin for a false protection against the sun, Tacchon sighed.
- Tell me.
- I’ll lend him to you if you lend me Maru… But while staying in the same room, Yoko grinned with a wink. Get what I mean?
The younger let out a little laugh.
- Looks like everybody wants our asses today.
- Uh?
- Yassan and Subaru asked for the same thing.
Yoko shook his head.
- This band is seriously too sexually influenced.
- I never heard you complain about it.
- I’m not complaining. So, do we have a deal?
Ohkura smiled widely.
I hope you know
You gotta go
You, Get up and go
I don't wanna know
Or why you're gross
You gotta go,
You, Get up and go
'Cause I don't wanna know
Tacchon & Maru
- S-stop-Stop it!
- Noooo~
Tacchon tried to get away, but Maru’s fingers found they way back on his chest, tickling mercilessly. The Green Ranger giggled and pushed his boyfriend away, only to have him returning full force before hugging him from behind.
- Suki~
- Same thing, chuckled Tadayoshi. And say, did you talk with the boys?
- What for?
Ohkura licked his lips and grinned. That was going to be fun.
- Well, let’s say I had some… Propositions today. We’re famous, you know. They all want us.
Maru raised an eyebrow, not totally getting the point even if he kind of guessed what the subject was.
- Want us? All? Who do you imply in this ‘all’?
- Hmmm… Let’s say ‘everybody but Ryo’, even if I think he would rather happy of joining.
Glancing sideways at the rest of the team, Ryuhei smirked.
- Oh, so we’re so desirable?
- Apparently.
- Then how about we make them work for it?
Tacchon chuckled and turned to put a light kiss on his boyfriend’s cheek.
- You’re so evil. Let’s do this.
I never thought that you would be the one
Acting like a slut when I was gone
Maybe you shouldn't
Kiss 'n' tell
Maru & Hina
Shingo pouted, sighed, frowned, took a cigarette, put it back into the pack, scratched his hair, shrugged and finally smiled.
- Fine. I see what you mean. I don’t know if Yoko will be okay with that, but…
- Oh come ooon, of course he will be okay! The only thing he craves those days is your attention…
Hina shrugged again.
- But I just wanted to make a surprise for him.
- I know, and you’ll have it, just… Not so soon. First I’d like you guys to make up.
- We never really had an argument, you know…
Maru snorted sarcastically.
- Yeah right, he yelled at you just for fun maybe.
- You know were always fighting anyway. That’s our way-
- Of loving each other, I know. But from all the reports I’ve collected, he’s really pissed.
Sighing, Hina looks away then starts to pout.
- It’s messing with my fun though.
- Should have thought about it sooner…
The slap on the head Maru received then wasn’t deserved, but he made him giggle somehow.
- Don’t be grumpy, I’ll make it up to you.
- Oh yeah? And how?
Ryuhei laughed and slid down Hina’s body, hands disappearing inside his pants.
- You’re going to discover that very soon, Shin-chan~
You really should've kept it in your pants
Hearing dirty stories from your friends
Maybe you shouldn't
Kiss 'n' tell
Hina & Yoko
Skin against skin, tongues licking at lips, moans and groans of pleasure. Yoko feels overwhelmed. The same way he's always feeling when the one he cares about makes love to him, slow but sharp and deep, and his whole body shivers and calls for more, always more. He’s sweaty and he feels as if he’s going to combust from the hotness, not to mention the mouth nipping at his ear, whispering him sweet and kinky things, promising him love and everything he wants and even more. Yoko scratches his nails on the other’s back, loving the way he’s gasping. He knows how his boyfriend loves a bit of pain, and he’s more than eager to give him. A bit of revenge in a pool of pleasure.
- So? Still mad?
Yoko’s breath gets caught in his throat as he tries to answer just when Hina’s touching his sweet spot again and again. He’d like to tell him how he was pissed, jealous, but all his words get stuck as the pleasure is too strong.
Because it’s always like that. He always gets angry, yells, hits, but he always comes back, because he knows deep inside that the other one only cares about him, only loves him. He loves the other ones too, but differently. Yoko’s his boyfriend, not his lover. He’s his soulmate. His best friend. His everything. They don’t say it with words, and they don’t act all lovey-dovey. They argue, they shout, they make dokkiri and give tsukkomi. They notice every little thing and keep it in mind for another time. They laugh at each other and call each other names. But they’re always together.
It’s a rough love, maybe, but it’s sweet and peaceful too.
- I-I lo-
- Shut up, Yoko growls, shut up…
He hears Shingo laugh, and that’s it. He’s coming hard and fast and he’s clutching so hard at his boyfriend’s neck that he might rip his skin open, but it’s okay.
When he comes down from his high, Hina’s smiling at him.
- I-
- Shut up I said.
- Why?
- …I already know.
The younger man grins and kisses him. Of course he knows. Everybody does.
Maybe you shouldn't
Kiss 'n' tell
.OWARI.
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Jajajajaaaan~ ♥
Pairing : YokoHina centered, but contains OhMaru, Subassan, + various pairs (eito!orgy, yay~!)
Rating : R-ish. ah-ah, implied and not-so-implied smut.
Song : Kiss n Tell by Ke$ha.
Genre : Crack / romance / humor.
NB : It took me a freaking month to finish that one, duh. It's not to be taken at the first degree though, it's crack-ish. I suggest you listen to the song while reading this, eheh. Unbeta'ed.
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Hina & Yoko
The door slammed shut and three heads turned to see Yoko coming in the room, apparently infuriated. Behind him, Ryo looked at the others with a sorry face. They understood why quite quickly, as the oldest of the team was rushing to Hina, currently smoking on the terrace.
- And what the fuck you think you were doing, the older one all but yelled.
Instantly knowing what it was about, Tacchon retreated to the bathroom, mumbling things about a shower to take, even if everybody knew his previous one was from an hour earlier.
- Why are you shouting, Shingo calmly asked his mate, clearly unimpressed, before throwing his cigarette's butt outside.
- Seriously, you’re always with Ohkura those days!
- Oh, and?
- Wasn't I enough for you, you slut?
Hina let out a little irritated laugh.
- Wait, I don't know what-
- You're messing in my back Murakami, and believe me it won't remain unpunished!
Kicking in the nearby unoccupied chair, Yokoyama quickly made his way out of the room. When the door slammed shut, again, Maru frowned at Hina.
- Did you-
- No.
- But did Tatsu-
- He tried.
- But who told-
- Ryo, I suppose.
The yellow ranger hid a bit more behind his newspaper. Ryuhei sighed and got out of the room, decided to find Yoko and to tell him how big of a misunderstanding all of this was.
Listen to yourself, you're a hot mess
St-t-stutter through your words, breaking a sweat
What's it gonna take to confess
What we both know
Yoko & Maru
- We-we shouldn't…
Maru got silenced as Yoko's lips found their way back to his neck, his hands pretty busy with the removal of his pants.
- Yoko-
- Shut up. I'm going to show this bastard that I can live without him.
- B-but what am I gonna tell him?
Yuu froze, and frowned at his friend.
- What do you mean?
- I mean, Ryuhei said with a pretty blush coming up his cheeks, that you're not the only one to have a boyfriend…
- Who? Ryo? Ohkura?
The bassist giggled.
- Am not gonna say~
- Oh well then…
Relocating his hands inside the other man's underwear, Yoko resumed on nipping at Maru's neck, not even realizing that he was leaving a quite obvious red mark on the skin…
Yeah, I was outta town last weekend,
You were feeling like a pimp round your lame friends
Now your little party's gonna end
So here we go
Maru & Subaru
Sighing deeply, Ryuhei started to pout before glaring at the other man.
- Will you stop staring at it?
- You could have said no, you know.
Maru waved his hand dismissively.
- Did you ever manage to stop Yoko when he has something on his mind?
- I guess not, the main singer growled, now poking at the bruised area on his friend's neck.
Sitting under the palm trees, both boys waved simultaneously at Shota who was cheerfully calling them from his spot in the transparent water.
- Yet you're lucky, Subaru said after a while. Your boyfriend is too much of a slut himself to actually be jealous. Or if he is, he's being a good boy and keeps it to himself.
Maru glared again.
- Is that supposed to make feel better?
- No.
Leaning over, Baru stole a kiss from the bassist and smiled.
- But at least I can do that without the fear of being killed.
Ryuhei just blushed.
You got a secret
You couldn't keep it
Somebody leaked it,
And now some sh*t's about to go down
Subaru & Yasu
By the look on Shota's face, Subaru knew that his move wasn't left unseen.
- Why don't you talk to him already, the youngest asked his lover with a little laugh.
- Yeah right, Subaru growled, I'll go and ask him 'hey Maru-chan, how about a foursome, you know, both our couples together in the same bed', and that'll be a piece of cake.
- Shibuyan, no need to be sarcastic. We both already slept with him anyway.
- Of course, we both had all Kanjani…
- Not totally. You didn't bed Ryo yet.
Baru got as red as his Eito Ranger outfit.
- No thanks, I'll leave him to your care.
Sighing, Yasu grabbed the other boy's arm and pulled him close with a hug.
- Fine, then I'll talk to Tacchon. What do you think?
The grumbled answer didn't make it to the guitarist's ears, but he perfectly knew Subaru's thought about that matter.
Chuckling, he kissed him quickly, before taking a step back and diving into the water.
Never thought that you would be the one
Acting like a slut when I was gone
Maybe you shouldn't
Kiss 'n' tell
Yasu & Tacchon
- Can I talk to you for a moment?
Mouth full of ice-cream, Ohkura nodded, eyes not leaving the basket-ball court where Hina and Ryo were playing. Yasu shook his head.
- So I guess your recent prey is Hina-chan, isn't it?
Tadayoshi just shrugged, licking the melting ice-cream. Shota kept on talking
- He's the hardest one to get, because he only has Yokocho in his mind, but I'm sure you'll manage to shag him, right?
- I already did, Tacchon answered blankly, but it was almost two years ago, and that new haircut of his is fucking hot.
- And Yoko will kill you.
- Surely, but I'm willing to take the risk. But was it what you wanted to talk about?
Biting his lower lip, Yasu sighed.
- I have a question, rather intimate actually.
- Go ahead.
- I wondered if Maru and you would be okay for… Something different. With Shibuyan and I.
This time, Tacchon froze in his action of licking the cream, and stared at the Blue Ranger with a surprised look.
- What, you want… A foursome?
Shota nodded. Tadayoshi nodded too.
- I see then. Well I'd be okay for it, of course. And I don't think that Ryu-chan would disagree. I'll still ask him about it, but as you and Subaru are his best buddies… I think he'll be ok.
Yasu grinned.
- I know someone who's going to be happy.
You really should've kept it in your pants
Hearing dirty stories from your friends
Maybe you shouldn't
Kiss 'n' tell
Tacchon & Ryo
- Why did you have to open your fucking mouth?
Ryo looked at the sky in an attempt of showing how annoyed he was. It was the fifth time in barely an hour that he had to apologize for letting slip that his best friend wanted to bang the band's tsukkomi. Not that anyone would have cared apart from Yoko anyway.
- I'm sorry, really, but can we talk about something else?
Ohkura smiled mischievously.
- Only if you do something for me.
- As?
- I'm horny. Watching Hina-chan and you sweating and half-naked made me hot.
Another eye-roll with a plead to the skies from Nishikido.
- Come on, usually you're far from rejecting the idea.
- Yeah, but today, as you could see earlier, I played basket-ball, so I'm tired.
- What if I suck you off?
Now that was an interesting offer.
- What will Maru say?
- You'll pass it to him. He'll be glad to see that you still care about him.
- As far as I heard, Ryo chuckled, Yoko 'cared' about him very much too earlier.
Tacchon's face at this sentence was priceless.
You're looking like a tool not a bawler
You're acting like a chick, why bother?
I can find someone way hotter
with a bigger wow... well
Ryo & Yasu
Shota burst out in laughter when Ryo told him about Ohkura's reaction.
- Oh gosh, he's going to stick to Maru all week long now!
- Not so sure, but at least I got him to leave me alone already.
Wiping his eyes with a giggle, Yasu cooed.
- Awww, Ryo-chan is so mean. He's your best friend after all!
- Maybe, but that doesn't mean he must lust over everybody like that and then ask me to be his filling hole. Seriously, why does he have to be so whorish? I don't get it.
- We're all like that, Yasu sighed, that's just our way to show how we care about each other.
- Bullshits, Ryo growled, Ohkura only cares about his ass. And sometimes about Maru.
- Why so negative~
The taller boy mumbled something about being forced to it, and checked around before taking his friend in his arms, a hand wandering innocently over his lower back.
- Anyway, doing anything right now?
Yasu giggled some more.
'Cause on top of all the ways that you messed up
You weren't smart enough to keep your stupid mouth shut
I'm so sick of it, I've had enough
I hope you cry
Yasu & Hina
Hina was checking his messages in his (and Yoko's) empty room when Shota found him.
- Hey, can we talk?
- Sure.
Yasu thought that he had to talk a lot this day, but extreme situations called for extreme measures.
- Are you going to do something about Tacchon?
- Hmmm, depends on what you're meaning I guess.
- Well, he's kind of worked up those days…
- Yeah, tell me about it.
- …and he's making everybody nervous.
Shingo sighed deeply, which, Yasu knew it, was the sign announcing a long monologue. He wasn't wrong.
- You know, it's really nice of you to care about it, but Ohkura is mostly a spoiled brat when it comes to sex - and when it comes to many things actually - and if I give in now, he'll think that he's ever more awesome and more troubles will arise; not to talk that I have better things to do, as to calm down Yoko for example, and Maru can take care of Tatsu after all…
Raising an eyebrow, Shota wondered why the hell Hina was suddenly so laid back about the whole thing. Usually, he would have been much more-
- And to tell you the truth, I have something else in mind, and that's why I keep him waiting.
Oh, now that was interesting.
- Care to share?
There was a silence, and Yasu wondered if the sun had hit too strongly on his head as he saw Hina blushing. That kind of things could only happen is highly unrealistic sci-fi fictions though. And yet…
- I, er… Wanted to… Make a surprise for Yokocho. As he didn’t know who Maru was dating.
- And?
Okay, this time there was definitely a red tint on Murakami's cheeks. Said Murakami was also starting to pout. Hello, Yasuda to Cupid, what have you to this man?
- I wanted to ask Tacchon and Maru… To take care of him. Because Kimi always had a soft spot for Maru, and… Well you know.
Shota blinked cutely. And again. And again. And a last time to be sure this was real world.
- Ah… Shibuyan and I asked the same thing too…
Hina grinned, a faint blush still on his face.
- Oh I see. Be careful or this will end in a wide orgy.
Opting for the straight-forward way, Yasu got on his toes and gave his friend a light kiss.
- I don't think anyone would care actually.
You got a secret
You couldn't keep it
Somebody leaked it
And now some sh*t's about to go down
Hina & Subaru
- Your boyfriend kissed me.
- And?
- I suppose you don't really care.
- As long as it's you and not a random stranger. I kiss you too sometimes.
- …
- Did he come to talk about Ohkura?
- Hmmm, yeah, and that he was annoying everybody, and well…
- …
- …
- Why are you looking so fidgety?
- Was it true that you wanted… You know. With Maru and Ohkura.
- …
- …
- Are you shocked?
- Hmmm, no, considering the fact that I wanted to ask them the same thing.
- Ohohoh, I feel an orgy coming~!
- …
- What?
- Yasu said the same thing. More or less.
- Funny, he told me you were the one saying that.
- …
- Interested in an orgy, Shingo?
- Shut up.
Never thought that you would be the one
Acting like a slut when I was gone
Maybe you shouldn't
Kiss 'n' tell
Subaru & Yoko
Lying in the hammock humming some random tune, Subaru smiled as Yoko made his way to him, apparently troubled by something.
- Oh, I feel a round of whining coming.
The black ranger pouted.
- I feel alone and unloved.
- Here we go…
- I'm serious! Hina spends his time with everybody but me! And the others are too busy doing things to even notice me!
- Well, Baru said pointing to Yoko's blue sweater, maybe if you actually were in the water with them it would help, mister 'I dun wanna have sunburn'…
- You're no better, Yuu growled, you stay here in your hammock.
- I know but at least I don't whine about the lack of attention.
Yoko pouted even more.
- Not fair.
- You're such a kid…
When his friend didn't reply, Subaru sighed and moved a bit to the side.
- Come here big boy, stay with me then.
Grinning widely, Yoko nearly jumped into the hammock. Subaru shook his head. This guy was really worse than a brat.
You really should've kept it in your pants
Hearing dirty stories from your friends
Maybe you shouldn't
Kiss 'n' tell
Yoko & Tacchon
Finally, Yoko went in the water. Only to have a discussion with a certain someone.
- So, he told Ohkura when the others got far enough from them, I heard you wanted to jump my Gorilla’s bones.
Tadayoshi looked clearly unimpressed. Nor even surprised.
- And I heard you already jumped my boyfriend’s bones.
- Oh. So it was you.
- If you want to beat me to death anyway, go ahead. I’m used to that thought by now.
Yuu chuckled, splashing some water at Maru who was passing by with his ugly swimming goggles.
- Well if I really wanted you dead, I could have done that long ago already.
- So?
- I had a better idea actually…
Putting some water on his skin for a false protection against the sun, Tacchon sighed.
- Tell me.
- I’ll lend him to you if you lend me Maru… But while staying in the same room, Yoko grinned with a wink. Get what I mean?
The younger let out a little laugh.
- Looks like everybody wants our asses today.
- Uh?
- Yassan and Subaru asked for the same thing.
Yoko shook his head.
- This band is seriously too sexually influenced.
- I never heard you complain about it.
- I’m not complaining. So, do we have a deal?
Ohkura smiled widely.
I hope you know
You gotta go
You, Get up and go
I don't wanna know
Or why you're gross
You gotta go,
You, Get up and go
'Cause I don't wanna know
Tacchon & Maru
- S-stop-Stop it!
- Noooo~
Tacchon tried to get away, but Maru’s fingers found they way back on his chest, tickling mercilessly. The Green Ranger giggled and pushed his boyfriend away, only to have him returning full force before hugging him from behind.
- Suki~
- Same thing, chuckled Tadayoshi. And say, did you talk with the boys?
- What for?
Ohkura licked his lips and grinned. That was going to be fun.
- Well, let’s say I had some… Propositions today. We’re famous, you know. They all want us.
Maru raised an eyebrow, not totally getting the point even if he kind of guessed what the subject was.
- Want us? All? Who do you imply in this ‘all’?
- Hmmm… Let’s say ‘everybody but Ryo’, even if I think he would rather happy of joining.
Glancing sideways at the rest of the team, Ryuhei smirked.
- Oh, so we’re so desirable?
- Apparently.
- Then how about we make them work for it?
Tacchon chuckled and turned to put a light kiss on his boyfriend’s cheek.
- You’re so evil. Let’s do this.
I never thought that you would be the one
Acting like a slut when I was gone
Maybe you shouldn't
Kiss 'n' tell
Maru & Hina
Shingo pouted, sighed, frowned, took a cigarette, put it back into the pack, scratched his hair, shrugged and finally smiled.
- Fine. I see what you mean. I don’t know if Yoko will be okay with that, but…
- Oh come ooon, of course he will be okay! The only thing he craves those days is your attention…
Hina shrugged again.
- But I just wanted to make a surprise for him.
- I know, and you’ll have it, just… Not so soon. First I’d like you guys to make up.
- We never really had an argument, you know…
Maru snorted sarcastically.
- Yeah right, he yelled at you just for fun maybe.
- You know were always fighting anyway. That’s our way-
- Of loving each other, I know. But from all the reports I’ve collected, he’s really pissed.
Sighing, Hina looks away then starts to pout.
- It’s messing with my fun though.
- Should have thought about it sooner…
The slap on the head Maru received then wasn’t deserved, but he made him giggle somehow.
- Don’t be grumpy, I’ll make it up to you.
- Oh yeah? And how?
Ryuhei laughed and slid down Hina’s body, hands disappearing inside his pants.
- You’re going to discover that very soon, Shin-chan~
You really should've kept it in your pants
Hearing dirty stories from your friends
Maybe you shouldn't
Kiss 'n' tell
Hina & Yoko
Skin against skin, tongues licking at lips, moans and groans of pleasure. Yoko feels overwhelmed. The same way he's always feeling when the one he cares about makes love to him, slow but sharp and deep, and his whole body shivers and calls for more, always more. He’s sweaty and he feels as if he’s going to combust from the hotness, not to mention the mouth nipping at his ear, whispering him sweet and kinky things, promising him love and everything he wants and even more. Yoko scratches his nails on the other’s back, loving the way he’s gasping. He knows how his boyfriend loves a bit of pain, and he’s more than eager to give him. A bit of revenge in a pool of pleasure.
- So? Still mad?
Yoko’s breath gets caught in his throat as he tries to answer just when Hina’s touching his sweet spot again and again. He’d like to tell him how he was pissed, jealous, but all his words get stuck as the pleasure is too strong.
Because it’s always like that. He always gets angry, yells, hits, but he always comes back, because he knows deep inside that the other one only cares about him, only loves him. He loves the other ones too, but differently. Yoko’s his boyfriend, not his lover. He’s his soulmate. His best friend. His everything. They don’t say it with words, and they don’t act all lovey-dovey. They argue, they shout, they make dokkiri and give tsukkomi. They notice every little thing and keep it in mind for another time. They laugh at each other and call each other names. But they’re always together.
It’s a rough love, maybe, but it’s sweet and peaceful too.
- I-I lo-
- Shut up, Yoko growls, shut up…
He hears Shingo laugh, and that’s it. He’s coming hard and fast and he’s clutching so hard at his boyfriend’s neck that he might rip his skin open, but it’s okay.
When he comes down from his high, Hina’s smiling at him.
- I-
- Shut up I said.
- Why?
- …I already know.
The younger man grins and kisses him. Of course he knows. Everybody does.
Maybe you shouldn't
Kiss 'n' tell
.OWARI.
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Jajajajaaaan~ ♥