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[i_am_5_senses]

"what's that on your hand?"

"oh, it's a band-aid, my cat scratched me"

"did you destroy it?"

"i...what...no"

"still have it then, huh"

"yes..."

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[huddlingmasses]

I need to move to Long Island.

[i_am_5_senses]

the best thing was that he actually used the word 'destroy.' not 'get rid off' not 'reprimand' no... he said 'destroy.' with a straight face. as if it would be perfectly normal for me to throw her in the oven and incinerate her, then chop up the remains just for looking at me funny. who does he think i am? chuck norris?