ZOMG! I've been bored, so I decided to put my music player on shuffle, write down the first ten songs that came up, then have my bestie
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 Orhanage rule # 5 . Never use the glue to make your semi-half-sister bald. Ever. That means you Joshua.

That's not a hamburger, that's a pancake. But you know what, it tastes good with ketchup anyway.

Who pissed in your cornflakes? 
No one. That's just orange juice. 
Shut up bitch. 
Dyke.

Standing in a pit of helium. 
But wouldn't that make you float ( Read more... )

You are damn lucky Kels. I was crying most of last night, just because I was so fucking stressed.  But I was also feeling like shit this morning and most of last night. Since I've been up since 10:30, I thought I mind as well write this now, before you get on my ass about it ( Read more... )