Shacking Up: A Frak in Five Hundred Words

[i_am_davnee]

So my muse has been so terribly derelict in her duty that I set her a challenge: write something exactly five hundred words long.  "Don't think about anything else but being 500 words long," I told her, and she fell for it.  Of course, you may read this and think the joke was on me.  But whatever, there be porn in my world again!!

PWP set

Comments

[snoopy0917]

OMG!!! Your muse is back! *hugs your muse* I missed her!

And Bill most certainly did make the most of his 500 words. This was simply wonderful. And hotness.

[i_am_davnee]

*muse snuggles back*

Bill did just that didn't he!! :D

[sleepismyfriend]

Damn! I love it!

[i_am_davnee]

LOL! I'm glad!

[laurandbillever]

hah- the dialogue in the beginning was soo funny ^_^

[i_am_davnee]

Glad you liked it. The banter was fun!

[franglaisy]

500 words of hot excellence Davnee! I bet Claraon's fanfish swam happily around its bowl tonight!

PS:The begining was frakking hilarious!

[i_am_davnee]

The only sad thing is that by tomorrow Claraon's fanfish will have forgotten all about it and be asking for more smut as she circles the bowl. Ah, such is the life of fanfish (and fangirls)! ;)

P.S. Thanks!!!

[unavitasegreta]

Shouting her name as her spasms milked his cock

*Fans self.* Whew. *Starts dancing.* The muse is back!

Word limit challenges are fun! I discovered that with my 300 word prompts. It is a great way to push yourself and see what you can fit in!

Whew. Bring on the smut! You sure as hell brought it!

[i_am_davnee]

LOL! I blushed when I wrote that line.

*throws dollar bills at your dancing feet*

Glad you liked it. And it was fun to try and hit 500 words bang on. Bang being the operative word! ;)

[unavitasegreta]

It is a hot line!

Oooohh! Money! You know how Jews and money are! *takes money, straightens it, and puts it in bra.*

Bang away, babe, bang away!

[i_am_davnee]

*throws more money* You're going to need a bigger bra! ;P

*keeps banging*