we're watchin ben stiller. blah blah blah. drinking is fun. ummmmm blah blah blah. ill see mabus tomorrow. and emo emo emo. emo emo blah. im a little drunk id rather be a lot drunk. what country is this guy from? i love the ben stiller show. paper or plastic you son of a. big E. bruce willis. no but seriously if you didnt get the ( Read more... )

I don't know. I'm not in a good mood but I dont wanna get too emo here cuz I was never able to take these things very seriously. I wish I was drunk. Or at an every time i die show. id ask him to sing a song for me. oh thats right there is a etid show at the end of the month. i cant go tho cuz my boss is evil. i wish it was tomorrow nite.

Terry: Who?
Me: This girl from Yonkers
Terry: Is she normal or is she like you?

Today was blah. Started blizzarding at work and I was having some difficulty so I called in the assmaster and he took me on deliveries with his 3 kids in the backseat. They call me brian tattoo. I heard them say something about green poo and i said to my boss thats funny. they talk about the same things me and my friends do. thats kinda sad. ( Read more... )

Me: What the fuck were you doing in my car ( Read more... )

Someone left half a pack of parliament menthol lights in my car today. Besides that nothing really interesting happened.

Don't have much to say but I paid for this shit so I figured I'd say something. Nothing.

Someones going to get hurt.

oK WELL I delivered tonight and didnt get the pizza delivery from my note giver. Oh well. maybe she ordered a pizza but alas it was not I that delivered it. I mean I knew it was a joke but I figured they'd at least order a pizza and say "hey, it was me!" I'm drunk. Jesse's here. Look forward to the future cuz tomorrow is dead. Angels where ( Read more... )

Well. I got the cutest little note today. It is very obviously a joke but it is still cool for a few reasons. 1)someone actually took the time out to write it. 2)Someone had to go ninja style in my driveway in order to stick it under my windshield wiper. 3) It made for an interesting ride to work because I didn't notice it until I was halfway ( Read more... )