Step 1: Put your MP3 player or whatever on random.
Step 2: Post the first line from the first 20 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing the song.
Step 3: Post and let everyone you know guess what song and artist the lines come from.
1. "Start your engines... Can we get the chemicals in? 'Cause anything's better than this. Mix it up with vicodin, 'cause anything's better than this."
2. "Load up on guns , bring your friends. It's fun to lose and to pretend."
3. "Have you been to the valley lately? Have you noticed the shepherd is gone? So walk gently, lady, as you walk along."
4. "Stolen from an African land and chased out with a knife, with a face like Bob Marley and a mouth like a motor bike."
5. "If shame had a face I think it would kind of look like mine? If it had a home would it be my eyes? Would you believe me if I said I am tired of this? Well here we go one more time..."
6. "Hold up the firing line, hold steady on the trigger's time. Walk away counting backwards from nine,
holdin' his breath so to start his own dying."
7. "Al pastor me echo una gringa mas lechuga a la pechuga. Muslo aqui muslo aca y papas a la francesa."
8. "Blood sugar sucker fish in my dish, how many pieces do you wish?"
9. "Down the road there was a man walkin' walkin', with a knapsack round his back, radio talkin' talkin'."
10. "There must be something in the way I feel that she don't want me to feel. The stare she bares cut me, I don't care you see, so what if I bleed?"
11. "Today for you, tomorrow for me... and you should hear her beat. you earned this on the street?"
12. "The wind blew and her hair stood still. He sits beneath her window sill."
13. "Up on the airplane, nearer my god to thee, I start making a deal inspired by gravity."
14. "A decade ago, I never thought I would be twenty three on the verge of spontaneous combustion. Woe is me."
15. "It's as simple as something that nobody knows, that her eyes are as big as her ------ ----."
16. "You're not the first to fall apart, but always the first one to complain. You better get careful or you'll compromise everything you are."
17. "They told you your music could reach millions, the choice was up to you. You told me 'they always paid for lunch and they believe in what I do.' "
18. "Summertime and the living's easy. Bradley's on the microphone with ras M.G. All the people in the dance will agree that we're well qualified to represent the LBC."
19. "Lying in my plastic bed thinking how things weren't so cool to me. My baby likes to shoot pool, I like lying naked in my bedroom."
20. "I've got the will to drive myself sleepless..."