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[i_am_gifty]

IDIOT FIRST YEARS. I swear, the only thing they're good for's cleaning out the toilets. I swear, my childish friends weren't that bad when we were all eleven. And those stupid girls from October STILL haven't given me my goddamned breakfast yet! IDIOT GIRLS, GET YOUR ASSES OVER HERE AND GIMMIE MY FULL MOON EGGS! No wonder I've been pissed

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[royal_trickster]

((the post just made me laugh too much XD; Ow, my throat ;_;))

Oh, dear Tsukasa. If you want me to tell everyone that you can't take a piss by yourself, went into the wrong bathroom, and that you were the one who intruded on ME while I was showering, and not to mention I was there first...Oh, I'm sorry, did I just say all that outloud?

Here's what I suggest, you no-good, spoiled little brat. Go stick your head in a toilet, flush it plenty of times until you drown.

[i_am_gifty]

It was NOT the wrong bathroom and EXCUSE ME if I can't take a piss while YOU'RE JACKING ON IN THE SHOWER.

YOU should be the one flushed down the toilet, you piece of filth of society.

((on = off. *COUGH*))

[royal_trickster]

I'm sorry, dear boy, what is "jacking on?" If you meant "jacking off," I wasn't doing anything of that sort. Looks like you're the one who needs to go take a cold shower and get your mind out of the gutter, piece of shit.

[i_am_gifty]

Then you were just making those sounds for the hell of it? Sick twisted perverted hornball freak. I ought to hang you from a rock under a waterfall.

[funniest_guy]

Aw man. ;~; You just.. totally burned yourself repeatedly.. and now I have no material to work with.

[i_am_gifty]

What the hell are you blubbering about? >:(

[funniest_guy]

HEY THERE MISTER GRUMPY-PANTS~! :DDDDDDDDDDD

GUESS WHAT TIIIIIIIIIIIIME IT IS~ ♥

It's JOKE TIME!~

Seeing as I don't want to point out your asshattery up in your post.

Lesse.. you're a man of certain tastes..

IknowIhadarichpersonjoke..AH!

How does a spoiled rich girl change a lightbulb?

...

She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."

[i_am_gifty]

Well, that is a logical solution. A defunct apartment should always be replaced.

[sortinghat_npc]

Well. Er. You never did tell us what date or time.

--Patty

[i_am_gifty]

I WANTED YOU TO GIVE ME MY DAMN BREAKFAST THE DAY AFTER I TOLD YOU, YOU STUPID BITCH.

[sortinghat_npc]

Well, you should have been more specific then! We aren't mind readers.

--Patty

[k_t_pureblood]

I've heard that you're the other new prefect within our house.

*he bows a little to his upperclassman* I'm Keisuke Takahashi, 5th year Slytherin Prefect. I hope to be working well alongside you as the year progresses.