Let's say that you're walking down the street, just minding your own business, and you happen upon a young man drinking his own pee. More than likely, you'd be all like "Ew, gross." And then what if some other guy walks up to you and says "Man, that just ain't right." But you remember that you saw him rubbing shit in his hair just the other day ( Read more... )

See, she'd just gotten done stuffing said bitch into the aforementioned fucking suitcase.  And that's why it was funny.  To me.
    So absurd.
    That top was super into it, too.  Like, crazy in the zone.  You know how, so often, they're all like "Oh, does that hurt?" and they're sort of smug about it?  This one was screaming and acting like a ( Read more... )

I laughed so hard at that line.

I'm sure glad I work tomorrow.
    I'm starting to lose interest in Final Fantasy Six.  I finished it the first time I played, but every time I've attempted to replay it, I round up all my friends after the world ends, and I'll start learning spells and spend some time on the Veldt and...then I'm tired of the game.
    Setzer sure is awesome, esp. ( Read more... )

It's springtime, so the front door of this house is often left standing open.  There's a screen door that remains shut, but our cats have ripped a huge hole in the screen so they can jump in and out of it as they please.  I hate when that door's open, because if our two fat-ass cats can heft themselves through the hole, lots of other things can, ( Read more... )

I usually blog with Rich Text Mode on, so LiveJournal (or my computer) automatically turns it on, most times. But it's not very kind to things like test results or image postings.

Fortunately, there's the "My LJ" Quick Update, which stays in Reg'lar Mode.

Your Linguistic Profile::65% General American English20% Yankee10% Upper Midwestern0% Dixie ( Read more... )

Every once in a while, I think back to something I heard about the way our brains process what we see.  It's flipped upside down or something before it gets to our brains.  And then I think about a scenario like this:
    "Hmm...maybe the surface of the earth is like the inside of an eggshell, and gravity works the opposite of the way we think it ( Read more... )

"I'm gonna jump up on you, even though you're not wearing pants."

But I wish they wouldn't be all like that. They've got sharp little nails, as I'm sure pretty much everyone knows.

I don't get it.


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I didn't realize how slimming that moustache was until I shaved it off.