The List(s)
This is kind of long, so if you're already bored, don't
Tonight I saw Million Dollar Baby. It's a great film, but it broke my heart. As I told my friends, I went in expecting to see Rocky but it ended up seeming more like Steel Magnolias.
And let me say this up front: Hilary Swank is HOT. Not just kind of hot...REALLY hot. The kind of hot that makes me want to drop to my knees and bark like a dog.
Heartbroken and horny, what could I do but go out and buy sexy underwear? It seemed the only choice, really. I wish I could post pictures, but alas, no digital camera.
Anyway, that said, I promised to post a top 10 list of people I'd shag rotten. Being who I am, I get to have two lists. Don't be jealous. In no particular order and subject to change, I give you...
GIRLS
1. Hilary Swank. Duh.
2. Jennifer Connelly
3. Michelle Rodriguez
4. Christina Cox (I know, you're thinking "Who?"...she's in The Chronicles of Riddick and Better Than Chocolate.)
5. Jodhi May (She's British...go rent Last of the Mohicans, Tipping the Velvet, or Sister My Sister. Trust me, she's beautiful).
6. Neve Campbell
7. Linda Hamilton
8. Jada Pinkett Smith
9. Jodi Foster
10. Brody Dalle
BOYS
1. Johnny Depp (Dorian Gray...the man just doesn't age.) REOW!
2. Eddie Cibrian (see But I'm a Cheerleader or the TV show First Watch)
3. Gael Garcia Bernal
4. Freddy Prinze, Jr. Stop looking at me like that. Have you seen his abs?
5. Christian Bale...not as the skeletal wisp he was in The Machinest, though.
6. Christopher Bowman. He was an olympic skater in the 80s. Stop laughing. I was OBSESSED.
7. Prince. The original Sexy Motherfucker.
8. Ewan McGregor. I can't resist that accent.
9. Gary Sinese
10. Peter Steel
Wow. It's tough to narrow it down to 10 (ok, 20), but there you go.
Now I'm gonna go get those skivvies out of the dryer and take 'em for a test drive.
Tonight I saw Million Dollar Baby. It's a great film, but it broke my heart. As I told my friends, I went in expecting to see Rocky but it ended up seeming more like Steel Magnolias.
And let me say this up front: Hilary Swank is HOT. Not just kind of hot...REALLY hot. The kind of hot that makes me want to drop to my knees and bark like a dog.
Heartbroken and horny, what could I do but go out and buy sexy underwear? It seemed the only choice, really. I wish I could post pictures, but alas, no digital camera.
Anyway, that said, I promised to post a top 10 list of people I'd shag rotten. Being who I am, I get to have two lists. Don't be jealous. In no particular order and subject to change, I give you...
GIRLS
1. Hilary Swank. Duh.
2. Jennifer Connelly
3. Michelle Rodriguez
4. Christina Cox (I know, you're thinking "Who?"...she's in The Chronicles of Riddick and Better Than Chocolate.)
5. Jodhi May (She's British...go rent Last of the Mohicans, Tipping the Velvet, or Sister My Sister. Trust me, she's beautiful).
6. Neve Campbell
7. Linda Hamilton
8. Jada Pinkett Smith
9. Jodi Foster
10. Brody Dalle
BOYS
1. Johnny Depp (Dorian Gray...the man just doesn't age.) REOW!
2. Eddie Cibrian (see But I'm a Cheerleader or the TV show First Watch)
3. Gael Garcia Bernal
4. Freddy Prinze, Jr. Stop looking at me like that. Have you seen his abs?
5. Christian Bale...not as the skeletal wisp he was in The Machinest, though.
6. Christopher Bowman. He was an olympic skater in the 80s. Stop laughing. I was OBSESSED.
7. Prince. The original Sexy Motherfucker.
8. Ewan McGregor. I can't resist that accent.
9. Gary Sinese
10. Peter Steel
Wow. It's tough to narrow it down to 10 (ok, 20), but there you go.
Now I'm gonna go get those skivvies out of the dryer and take 'em for a test drive.