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Whee, meme! Tagged, once more, by kurasari.
If I were a month, I would be: November. The days are cooling off, it's getting rainy, but it's refreshing instead of depressing. Also the month I was born in.
If I were a day of the week, I would be: Tuesday. You've already resigned yourself to the week to come, and, secretly, you're looking forward to it. Just a little.
If I were a time of day, I would be: 7:11.
If I were a planet, I would be: Pluto. I know it's not a planet anymore. That's the point.
If I were a sea animal, I would be: a beluga. Ungainly and a little ugly but still, oddly graceful.
If I were a direction, I would be: Two points sou'-sou'west.
If I were a piece of furniture, I would be: an old love-worn wooden hope chest.
If I were a sin, I would be: avarice.
If I were a historical figure, I would want to be: Sappho.
If I were a liquid, I would be: sea water.
If I were a stone, I would be: an old river stone polished black and glimmery.
If I were a tree, I would be: a white birch. Peeling and still beautiful. Plus the bark looks like paper.
If I were a bird, I would be: a chickadee.
If I were a tool, I would be: a crowbar. Useful for opening lockers and killing people. :P
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: a dandelion. Annoying and persistant, but yummy when made into wine.
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: a misting of rain.
If I were a mythical creature, I would be: the sphinx from the movie Mirrormask.
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: the bagpipes. Emotive when played properly; otherwise, horrendous.
If I were an animal, I would be: a cow. A cow, about a hundred years ago.
If I were a colour, I would be: almost-but-not-quite-black, where you can see all the other colours glinting in the back.
If I were an emotion, I would be: the choking fuzzy butterflies deep in your tummy.
If I were a vegetable, I would be: a really sweet, juicy, refreshing red pepper.
If I were a sound, I would be: waves lapping against the shore.
If I were an element, I would be: water.
If I were a car, I would be: the rust heap in your neighbour's back yard.
If I were a song, I would be: Lodi - Creedence Clearwater Revival.
If I were a movie, I would be: National Treasure.
If I were a book, I would be written by: Beatrix Potter or JRR Tolkien.
If I were a food, I would be: honey-and-herb-roasted almonds, or maple syrup. Or both at the same time.
If I were a place, I would be: the biggest, oldest, comfiest chair in front of the fire, in a library filled with old, old books.
If I were a taste, I would be: Bengal Spice tea.
If I were a scent, I would be: lavender.
If I were a religion, I would be: Protestantism (in the sense that they took what they believed to be holy, and did not allow others to rule them based on it).
If I were a word, I would be: "flabbergasted". Or "grody". I'm particularly proud of that one, having invented it myself.
If I were a body part, I would be: that place in the pit of your stomach where you feel all your emotions.
If I were a facial expression, I would be: the progression of o__O -> O__O -> -__-.
If I were a subject in school, I would be: Silent Reading.
If I were a cartoon character, I would be: the really old-school Spiderman.
If I were a shape, I would be: an amoebic circle-y oval-y cloudy kind of thing.
If I were a number, I would be: 42. Bitch yes.
If I were an item of clothing, I would be: PJ pants.
If I were a piece of jewellery, I would be: a single gold bangle.
If I were a clothing accessory, I would be: a piece of fraying rope used as a belt.
No tagging. Steal if you wants.
If I were a month, I would be: November. The days are cooling off, it's getting rainy, but it's refreshing instead of depressing. Also the month I was born in.
If I were a day of the week, I would be: Tuesday. You've already resigned yourself to the week to come, and, secretly, you're looking forward to it. Just a little.
If I were a time of day, I would be: 7:11.
If I were a planet, I would be: Pluto. I know it's not a planet anymore. That's the point.
If I were a sea animal, I would be: a beluga. Ungainly and a little ugly but still, oddly graceful.
If I were a direction, I would be: Two points sou'-sou'west.
If I were a piece of furniture, I would be: an old love-worn wooden hope chest.
If I were a sin, I would be: avarice.
If I were a historical figure, I would want to be: Sappho.
If I were a liquid, I would be: sea water.
If I were a stone, I would be: an old river stone polished black and glimmery.
If I were a tree, I would be: a white birch. Peeling and still beautiful. Plus the bark looks like paper.
If I were a bird, I would be: a chickadee.
If I were a tool, I would be: a crowbar. Useful for opening lockers and killing people. :P
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: a dandelion. Annoying and persistant, but yummy when made into wine.
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: a misting of rain.
If I were a mythical creature, I would be: the sphinx from the movie Mirrormask.
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: the bagpipes. Emotive when played properly; otherwise, horrendous.
If I were an animal, I would be: a cow. A cow, about a hundred years ago.
If I were a colour, I would be: almost-but-not-quite-black, where you can see all the other colours glinting in the back.
If I were an emotion, I would be: the choking fuzzy butterflies deep in your tummy.
If I were a vegetable, I would be: a really sweet, juicy, refreshing red pepper.
If I were a sound, I would be: waves lapping against the shore.
If I were an element, I would be: water.
If I were a car, I would be: the rust heap in your neighbour's back yard.
If I were a song, I would be: Lodi - Creedence Clearwater Revival.
If I were a movie, I would be: National Treasure.
If I were a book, I would be written by: Beatrix Potter or JRR Tolkien.
If I were a food, I would be: honey-and-herb-roasted almonds, or maple syrup. Or both at the same time.
If I were a place, I would be: the biggest, oldest, comfiest chair in front of the fire, in a library filled with old, old books.
If I were a taste, I would be: Bengal Spice tea.
If I were a scent, I would be: lavender.
If I were a religion, I would be: Protestantism (in the sense that they took what they believed to be holy, and did not allow others to rule them based on it).
If I were a word, I would be: "flabbergasted". Or "grody". I'm particularly proud of that one, having invented it myself.
If I were a body part, I would be: that place in the pit of your stomach where you feel all your emotions.
If I were a facial expression, I would be: the progression of o__O -> O__O -> -__-.
If I were a subject in school, I would be: Silent Reading.
If I were a cartoon character, I would be: the really old-school Spiderman.
If I were a shape, I would be: an amoebic circle-y oval-y cloudy kind of thing.
If I were a number, I would be: 42. Bitch yes.
If I were an item of clothing, I would be: PJ pants.
If I were a piece of jewellery, I would be: a single gold bangle.
If I were a clothing accessory, I would be: a piece of fraying rope used as a belt.
No tagging. Steal if you wants.