Dear Incompetent Form-Filler-Outers,

What part of "For Office Use Only (DO NOT COMPLETE)" is so difficult to understand? Are you the office? No. I'm the office. So when you're here, in my office, filling out a form, do not ask me what you should put in the grey box that specifically says DO NOT COMPLETE on top of it. And especially, DON'T mail me a ( Read more... )

Life update yay.

Birthday was totally awesome.

• Saturday was spent: having weird abbreviated versions of the birthday song sung at me at work; boot shopping with Mom and Mike (so far unsuccessful); dinner with Dad, Isabelle, and Arabella. Actual dinner was chinese delivery, but I wasn't really hungry anyways, so that just saved more room for CAKE. ( ( Read more... )

Dear Work Computer,

Fix thyself ASAP. Or replace thyself. Or at the very least run Gmail and Excel, as they are necessary for the work to happen.

Zero love,
Laurel

So I was walking home, and I heard some clunking on the porch above mine. I turned and there was this MASSIVE RACCOON staring me in the face. Naturally I freaked out and ran down to my door and threw myself inside. But seriously ... HOLY CRAP one does NOT realize how HUGE they are in real life until you're looking one in the eye as it stands a ( Read more... )

Dear email,

TAKE THAT.

800 emails, read, sorted, filed. Go me.

With satisfaction (and cold fingers),
Laurel

Amusing msn conversation I just had with someone I had a class with last year: ( behind the cut )

On the upside, it's stopped raining, so I can go paddle in 20 minutes and not catch a cold and die ( Read more... )

I just encountered someone at work whose house number is 69.

Just thought that needed to be shared.

[EDIT] Also, there is a guy whose last name is Cummings.

Why, oh why, am I so juvenile?

Dear god,

Finally, proof that you love me and want me to be happyEcstatically yours ( Read more... )

Tonight's Supernatural? Was made of so much win. To elaborate would merely detract from it's win-ness.

So. Supernatural = Win.

P.S.: Man, I really missed those one-monster-per-episode days.