A wise man once asked me how I keep my mind occupied these days....

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Kevin was right. Trying to swim into the jet in the rehab pool is futile.

I did get a laugh at all the water I had splashed everywhere.

So much for a break, I did 5 miles on underwater treadmill

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Quote of the Weekend
    "Don't touch me. I just puked"
-Nicole, walking back into the warm-up area after her stellar race Friday night at Georgia Tech.

Well, my race didn't go quite as well as her's but it's ok. I've ( Read more... )

Stole this from a friend's journal....

A Word Women Use

NOTHING

This means "something", and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. 'Nothing" usually signifies an
argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with 'Fine'.

Does make ( Read more... )

• I do have a shopping problemWent into American Eagle this morning to pick up a job application ( Read more... )

( Seminole Twilight )

• Thank you birds that pooped on my car yesterday while we were at Wakulla Springs. Thank you very much.
• Henry the Pole Vaulting Fish, sorry we didn't see you this time. Lacy says she can beat you.
• Fat people - Holy Hell there's a ton of them in this world. Of ( Read more... )

Lion Mutilates 42 Midgets in Cambodian Ring-Fight


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