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[i_am_red_robot]

has anyone ever had one of those jesus candles almost fall on their head (where your eyes and stuff are) and almost kill them durring sex?

its scary.

hahahaha, that probably grossed you out.

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[iamanacrobat]

No, never had a Jesus candle fall on me, but there was a girl I dated once who had the crucifix above her headboard, so every time we were getting freaky, I only had to look up to see Jesus hanging on the cross, looking down with disapproval upon our sinful behavior. I could practically hear him saying, "I died for your sins! I died so you could do THIS! You bastards." Now if the crucifix had fallen and almost impaled either one of us, and we almost died, I would have taken that as an unmistakable sign that I needed to change my evil ways immediately and get back to church. I mean, if you die with a boner, then you're buried with a boner because rigormortis sets in. So you should ask yourself: do you really want your roommates and the cops and the ambulance guys and the mortician and your parents (when they ID the body) and everyone at your funeral looking at your boner. I don't think so. So move that candle, and for Christ's sake, remove those crucifixes from above your beds!