Kinky?!

[i_am_shiny]

[ From here ]

Just as the Ring exited the premises, it heard the human's final reply: "... can I just say that all this 'searching for a Master' stuff sounds damn kinky?"

*deeply offended* Mortals! Hrmph. There's just no respect for objects of evil with enough power to cover the world in a second darkness these days. No respect.

Comments

[edward_grey]

*raises his eyebrows* Are you looking for a master, then?

[alan_shore]

You know, with both of us here, things could get really kinky.

[edward_grey]

*smirks* Indeed.

Why would you need a master? You seem to have a perfectly snotty lovely girlfriend.

[alan_shore]

Yes, and I am content with my lovely girlfriend. I would only suggest such a thing for the benefit of an object of evil with enough power to cover the world in a second darkness.

[edward_grey]

Human, yes. Romantic, not as much.

Some things are better left unsaid, as terribly cliched as that sounds.

[alan_shore]

I happen to agree. The question for you seems to be which things.

[edward_grey]

*dryly* I can wish it all I want, she isn't coming back. So whether or not those things are the things I feel are best left unsaid, I don't really have the option of changing it.

[alan_shore]

*raises an eyebrow* I thought there was hope?