Attack of the Dean-o-saur...

[i_am_the_bat]

So my little brother got a LJ account...

Could you guys do me a solid? Could you all, I dunno, try to be nice to him? I know that's asking a lot of you, because he's a total weenie and all, but he has feelings too. I guess...

Anyway, Kim and I have been talking...about stuff. Mainly that she isn't a virgin like I thought she was. But I'm totally cool

Comments

[gmilf_lover]

I ams fuckings prouds of you Young Ones,you mades the first steps.

Nows we has to do somethings abouts your virginitys.

[i_am_the_bat]

Thank you, my sensei! :D

...what are we going to do about it?

[gmilf_lover]

We hads to finds a ways you loses its! And dats ways young ones you'lls gets into the pats of beens a true mans...

[i_am_the_bat]

Do you think I'm ready?

[cloneofarc]

At least you don't have to share a room with Cleo.

[i_am_the_bat]

Who's Cleo? Is she your twin your something?

[cloneofarc]

Cleopatra. No. We're not related.

I just had to move in with her because of a certain situation.

[i_am_the_bat]

...you roomed with a mummy? I could see how that would be annoying. Not all mummies are evil and stuff though. I've met a handful of friendly mummies before.

Think "Casper, the Friendly Ghost" only with mummies.

[industrial_pink]

I though you and Dean were Twins?

Yea, we're friends, Hank. You know why I won't be your girlfriend. Sorry. But um.. hey... Want to come to my prom?

[i_am_the_bat]

Well, yeah. But technically I'm four minutes older.

Umm...that's no problem! I like being your friend. Like I said; I'm totally cool with it. I was just confused...

...really? Sure! :)

[industrial_pink]

Don't let your dad try and dress you! I'll take you shopping to rent a tux. It has to match anyways. We'll get it all set up. Damn, I have a lot of stuff to do for prom...

[[locked from Dr. Venture, Dr. Orpheus]]
..And there's a good chance we'll end up going out after prom, too, so I'll be dragging you along. It should be a fun night.
[[/lock]]

[i_am_the_bat]

Can do!

Do you need help with anything?

[locked from Pop and Dr. O]

It sure sounds like it should be fun night.
Any idea where we're going, or are we just gonna wing it?

[/Locked]

[i_am_the_bat]

Why not? Can you help a brother out?

[i_am_the_bat]

Thanks, I appreciate it. We brothers gotta stick together. :)

Hey, I've met a clan of cave-monkey kids before. They're annoying as hell. Bunch of screeching, poop flinging inbreds...

[detective_dean]

[locked to Hank]
Hank...are you...are you like, standing up for me? Telling these people to be nice to me? Seriously? Wow...thanks...that's like...really really nice of you, brother. I mean...
[/locked]

Well, gee Hank, I appreciate you trying to defend me but uh, you could do it without calling me names. I'm not a weenie, thank you very much. I don't need your help anyway, no one's being mean to me, kay? I'm fine.

[locked to Hank]
Uh...I'm sorry about...whatever happened with Kim, Hank. I kinda think I know how you feel. But..at least you got a chance with her...which is more than I can say for me and...my dream girl....*sigh* But anyway...if ya wanna talk about it, you know I'm around. Or ya know...whatever.
[/lock]

Ya know, I keep telling Pop we BOTH want our own rooms!! He just doesn't seem to get it...we need to do something about this...

[i_am_the_bat]

[locked to Dean]

Well, you know...we're the Venture Bros. Gotta stick up for each other and stuff.

[/Locked]

Oh, whatever. I was doing a nice thing for you!

[Locked to Dean]

There's...nothing to talk about, Dean. I'm perfectly fine...See? I made a smiley! :)

[/Locked]

I think I'm just going to move into the guest bedroom. I don't even remember anyone ever needing it. Help me move my stuff?

[detective_dean]

[locked to Hank]
Seriously...you really feel that way about me? ...even though you pick on me and beat the crap outta me all the time?

well...golly, thanks bro...I guess you're right! Go Team Venture, right? :)
[/locked]

If picking on me is what you call nice...gee, thanks.

[locked to Hank]
Well...if you say so....but like, I'm around if you ever need me though, kay? Member how Brock says sometimes girls can be heart breakers. I was just letting ya know...just in case.
[/locked]

Uh...okay. I'll..try and help ya.

[i_am_the_bat]

[locked to Dean]
Duh, I thought you knew that already!

Go Team Venture! ;)
[/locked]

You're welcome! See? A little gratitude never killed anybody!

[locked to Dean]
Like that Zepp song he's always blasting in the charger when Pop's not around? Yeah I know. But Kim's not like that. She may have been around the block a few times, but that doesn't mean we can't be friends. Or...something more. I mean, she just asked me to go to her prom with her! That's gotta be a signal for something, right?

...yeah, I might need to talk to you. How soon can you help me pack?
[/locked]