Don't read it, it's just a survey.
1. Do you like anyone?: I like lot's of people, but do I like like any of them?! Seriously, who says "like" in this context anymore?
2. Do they know it? Doubtful. Maybe. It doesn't really matter.
3. Simple or complicated? More like irrelevant.
IN - T H E - L A S T - M O N T H - H A V E - Y O U
4. Had sex: No. It's a sad day when you realize that you've been too busy to have sex.
5. Bought something: Yes; some groceries (Morningstar Farms for the win!).
6. Gotten sick?: I'm invincible, so no.
7. Been hugged?: Indubitably.
8. Felt stupid?: I got talked into watching Superbad against my better judgment, so I guess that counts.
9. Talked to an ex: Yes. They always turn out so disappointing.
10. Missed someone: A few people, but I'd never tell them that.
11. Failed a test: I don't believe I've had to take one.
13. Danced: All the time. Just to confuse people.
14. Gotten your hair cut?: No. This only happens one or twice a year, usually.
15. Lied: This is presupposing that there is a Truth.
U N I Q U E
16. Nervous habits?: Fiddle with my beard. Try to read the thought-bubble above mine and everyone else's head(s).
17. Are you double jointed?: No.
18. Can you roll your tongue?: Yes.
19. Can you raise one eyebrow?: Yes.
20. Can you cross your eyes?: Yes. I can also do a weird thing where I only cross one and the other stays center.
21. Do you make your bed daily?: No. My bed gets made only after I put clean sheets on it.
22. Do you think you are unique?: Considering that everyone is merely the sum of a finite amount of measurable traits, no one is truly unique as, with 6.5 billion people in the world, there's always going to be at least one person who shares any given trait or behavior as you. So I would have to go with a "no" on this one.
H A V E - Y O U - E V E R'S
23. Said "I Love you": Yes.
24. Given money to a homeless person: No. I will take them to a nearby restaurant and buy them food if the mood strikes me, though. They have some of the most interesting stories.
25. Smoked?: Yes.
26. Waited all night for a phone call?: Waiting is time wasted.
27. Snuck out?: If walking out through the front door counts.
28. Sat and looked at the stars?: Yes.
M A N N E R S
29. Do you swear/curse?: Like a sailor.
30. Do you ever spit?: When smoking or late Autumn through Winter when my phlegm tries to murder me.
31. You cook your own food?: I'm fat which means I know how to cook.
32. You do your own chores? Mine and the rest of my roommates.
33. You like beef jerky?: Not really.
35. You're happy with your life?: Generally. It would be more accurate to say that my life is adequate to my current needs.
36. You own a dog?: Not anymore. She died before college and I see no reason to make a dog suffer through apartment life.
37. You spend your money wisely?: Not in the least.
38. Do you like to swim?: Yes.
39. When you get bored do you call a friend: I might call to see if they want to do something, but I hate talking on the phone for any extended period of time.
D O - Y O U - P R E F E R'S
41. Flowers or angels?: For what?
42. Gray or black?: Black.
43. Color or black and white photos?: Sepia.
44. Lust or love?: I'm not sure I really believe in either, although I'd like to.
45. Sunrise or sunset?: Sunset.
46. M&Ms or Skittles?: Crappy chocolate or crappy flavored sugar ... it's this kind of decision that makes it to the ballot every year. Luckily for me, I don't vote.
48. Staying up late or waking up early?: Staying up late. I am not a morning person, to put it as generously as possible.
49. Being hot or cold?: I don't handle heat well.
50. Winter or Fall?: Fall; November is one of two months that always rock for me and it is the time furthest away from Spring, when everything bad happens in my life.
51. Left or right? Right.
52. Having 10 acquaintances or 2 best friends?: Two best friends.
53. Sunshine or rain?: Rain unless I'm driving or trying to do something that requires sun.
M O R E - H A V E - Y O U - E V E R S
54. Sleep in a bed of the opposite sex?: Yes.
55. Hooked up in the woods?: Yes.
56. Drank a bottle of alcohol by yourself?: Yes. Several times.
57. Hooked up in the shower?: Yes.
58. Been Dumped?: Yes.
59. Stolen money from a friend?: No.
60. Slept naked?: Yes.
61. Been in a fist fight?: Yes.
62. Snuck out of your house?: Wasn't this already on here?
63. Had a crush on a teacher?: No.
64. Seen someone die?: Yes.
65. Been on an airplane? Yes.
66. Slept all day?: Yes; when I was seventeen, I stayed awake for eight days just to beat God's record and ended up sleeping for about twenty five hours (which beat a second record of His, since He only rested for one day).
67. Missed someone so much it hurt?: Yes.
68. Fallen asleep during school? Thankfully not lately.
69. Been lonely?: Probably. Usually, the calm and quiet repose one finds in moments of solitude is a nice break, however.
70. Cheated in a game?: Yes.
71. Been to the ER?: Yes.
72. Been in a car accident?: A few times.
73. Had detention?: Yes. Punching a teacher in 4th grade, the occasional fight, swearing in the halls/class (yes, apparently some teachers actually bother giving detention for this), and once because I called a teacher a fascist because he wanted me to turn my shirt inside out because it read "Boy Bands Suck."
74. You're under citizen's arrest. Okay?
75. Cried yourself to sleep?: Doesn't crying generally get in the way of sleeping?
76. Sung in the shower?: Who hasn't?
77. Kissed a complete stranger?: Yes. That was one crazy Yon Kippur.
78. Laughed so hard you cried?: Not that I can recall, although that doesn't mean that it's never happened.
79. Cheated on a bf/gf?: Yes.
80. Regretted hurting someone?: Maybe once.
81. Regretted loving someone?: Maybe once.
82. Been SUPER happy?: My happiness was faster than a speeding bullet and could scale skyscrapers in a single leap.
83. did u notice 74 was missing: did u notice u didnt use punctuation or bother spelling you Also, how can you notice something is missing when it's actually there? Stupid and senseless, but there nonetheless.
2. Do they know it? Doubtful. Maybe. It doesn't really matter.
3. Simple or complicated? More like irrelevant.
IN - T H E - L A S T - M O N T H - H A V E - Y O U
4. Had sex: No. It's a sad day when you realize that you've been too busy to have sex.
5. Bought something: Yes; some groceries (Morningstar Farms for the win!).
6. Gotten sick?: I'm invincible, so no.
7. Been hugged?: Indubitably.
8. Felt stupid?: I got talked into watching Superbad against my better judgment, so I guess that counts.
9. Talked to an ex: Yes. They always turn out so disappointing.
10. Missed someone: A few people, but I'd never tell them that.
11. Failed a test: I don't believe I've had to take one.
13. Danced: All the time. Just to confuse people.
14. Gotten your hair cut?: No. This only happens one or twice a year, usually.
15. Lied: This is presupposing that there is a Truth.
U N I Q U E
16. Nervous habits?: Fiddle with my beard. Try to read the thought-bubble above mine and everyone else's head(s).
17. Are you double jointed?: No.
18. Can you roll your tongue?: Yes.
19. Can you raise one eyebrow?: Yes.
20. Can you cross your eyes?: Yes. I can also do a weird thing where I only cross one and the other stays center.
21. Do you make your bed daily?: No. My bed gets made only after I put clean sheets on it.
22. Do you think you are unique?: Considering that everyone is merely the sum of a finite amount of measurable traits, no one is truly unique as, with 6.5 billion people in the world, there's always going to be at least one person who shares any given trait or behavior as you. So I would have to go with a "no" on this one.
H A V E - Y O U - E V E R'S
23. Said "I Love you": Yes.
24. Given money to a homeless person: No. I will take them to a nearby restaurant and buy them food if the mood strikes me, though. They have some of the most interesting stories.
25. Smoked?: Yes.
26. Waited all night for a phone call?: Waiting is time wasted.
27. Snuck out?: If walking out through the front door counts.
28. Sat and looked at the stars?: Yes.
M A N N E R S
29. Do you swear/curse?: Like a sailor.
30. Do you ever spit?: When smoking or late Autumn through Winter when my phlegm tries to murder me.
31. You cook your own food?: I'm fat which means I know how to cook.
32. You do your own chores? Mine and the rest of my roommates.
33. You like beef jerky?: Not really.
35. You're happy with your life?: Generally. It would be more accurate to say that my life is adequate to my current needs.
36. You own a dog?: Not anymore. She died before college and I see no reason to make a dog suffer through apartment life.
37. You spend your money wisely?: Not in the least.
38. Do you like to swim?: Yes.
39. When you get bored do you call a friend: I might call to see if they want to do something, but I hate talking on the phone for any extended period of time.
D O - Y O U - P R E F E R'S
41. Flowers or angels?: For what?
42. Gray or black?: Black.
43. Color or black and white photos?: Sepia.
44. Lust or love?: I'm not sure I really believe in either, although I'd like to.
45. Sunrise or sunset?: Sunset.
46. M&Ms or Skittles?: Crappy chocolate or crappy flavored sugar ... it's this kind of decision that makes it to the ballot every year. Luckily for me, I don't vote.
48. Staying up late or waking up early?: Staying up late. I am not a morning person, to put it as generously as possible.
49. Being hot or cold?: I don't handle heat well.
50. Winter or Fall?: Fall; November is one of two months that always rock for me and it is the time furthest away from Spring, when everything bad happens in my life.
51. Left or right? Right.
52. Having 10 acquaintances or 2 best friends?: Two best friends.
53. Sunshine or rain?: Rain unless I'm driving or trying to do something that requires sun.
M O R E - H A V E - Y O U - E V E R S
54. Sleep in a bed of the opposite sex?: Yes.
55. Hooked up in the woods?: Yes.
56. Drank a bottle of alcohol by yourself?: Yes. Several times.
57. Hooked up in the shower?: Yes.
58. Been Dumped?: Yes.
59. Stolen money from a friend?: No.
60. Slept naked?: Yes.
61. Been in a fist fight?: Yes.
62. Snuck out of your house?: Wasn't this already on here?
63. Had a crush on a teacher?: No.
64. Seen someone die?: Yes.
65. Been on an airplane? Yes.
66. Slept all day?: Yes; when I was seventeen, I stayed awake for eight days just to beat God's record and ended up sleeping for about twenty five hours (which beat a second record of His, since He only rested for one day).
67. Missed someone so much it hurt?: Yes.
68. Fallen asleep during school? Thankfully not lately.
69. Been lonely?: Probably. Usually, the calm and quiet repose one finds in moments of solitude is a nice break, however.
70. Cheated in a game?: Yes.
71. Been to the ER?: Yes.
72. Been in a car accident?: A few times.
73. Had detention?: Yes. Punching a teacher in 4th grade, the occasional fight, swearing in the halls/class (yes, apparently some teachers actually bother giving detention for this), and once because I called a teacher a fascist because he wanted me to turn my shirt inside out because it read "Boy Bands Suck."
74. You're under citizen's arrest. Okay?
75. Cried yourself to sleep?: Doesn't crying generally get in the way of sleeping?
76. Sung in the shower?: Who hasn't?
77. Kissed a complete stranger?: Yes. That was one crazy Yon Kippur.
78. Laughed so hard you cried?: Not that I can recall, although that doesn't mean that it's never happened.
79. Cheated on a bf/gf?: Yes.
80. Regretted hurting someone?: Maybe once.
81. Regretted loving someone?: Maybe once.
82. Been SUPER happy?: My happiness was faster than a speeding bullet and could scale skyscrapers in a single leap.
83. did u notice 74 was missing: did u notice u didnt use punctuation or bother spelling you Also, how can you notice something is missing when it's actually there? Stupid and senseless, but there nonetheless.