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Main:A few months ago, my father and I had an argument concerning the legislation which would ban smoking in restaurants altogether. He asserted that most people (being nonsmokers) hated going to restaurants and would start going more if they didn't have to deal with smoke. My argument was that most nonsmokers really don't care all that much ( Read more... )

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Every time I have a dream where I beat the crap out of people, there's always one person who never shows any signs of actually being hurt. Last night, that guy looked like my ex-girlfriends cousin. Someone who believes that dreams mean something would have a field day with that.

The Single Greatest Comment I've Ever Gotten:"its funny ( Read more... )

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It's a sad day for Jewish potheads. (Source)

But my current project is abolishing my universities football team:
( My already posted argument )

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Main:Well, well. Here we are, five years after 9/11. It's been quite a trip, fellas, let me tell ya. Terrorism as a method to influence politics in a democratic nation ... should work brilliantly, right? In a democracy, rule lies with the people, so you simply need to scare the people shitless to get a fear-induced vote favorable to the ( Read more... )

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Main:In case you haven't figured it out by now (or just don't care, whichever works for you), I am currently without a reliable or consistent means to get on the internet. This makes it a pain in the ass to try to go back and read over all the entries that I've missed, let alone comment in all the places I would ordinarily comment. Even more ( Read more... )

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Bush actually vetoed something and I ... I just don't know what I should believe. I feel as though the world has just turned upside down. Next, policemen will start looking for actual criminals instead of writing speeding and parking tickets, Disney will stop ruining every good idea shortly after they come up with it, music fans will ( Read more... )

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Quote:"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness."-The Declaration of Independence

Life:This kinda goes without saying since everything else is dependent on it, but let's break ( Read more... )

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Step One: Brewing. Step Two: Distilling. Step Three: Drinking. Step Four: World Domination. Step Four is always World Domination. Need proof? Fine. Step One: Play poker. Step Two: Learn to read people. Step Three: Make money. Step Four: World Domination. It's medical fact and there's no way to get around it ( Read more... )

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Main:The hallucinations have started up here. I thought moving away from home would help, since it was a new environment, a new place. Back home, all of them were rooted in locations; the albino rats in my living room, the dwarves that would lear at me from rooftops, the girl in the playground that always looked at me in silent terror when ( Read more... )

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Whenever you don't talk to someone for a long time and then you do, it's often like meeting them for the first time. In fact, I hope it's like meeting them for the first time, because there's something eerie about people that don't change over time. This is the bitch, though; on the one hand, you know the person, you're familiar with ( Read more... )