IF YOU DON'T COME TO MY PARTY YOU WILL BE SERIOUSLY MISSING OUT ON HOTEL LUXURY!

( A SNEAK PEEK )

I'M HAVING A PARTY AND YOU ARE INVITED.( YES THIS MEANS YOU )

WHEN: AUG. 5
WHERE: AN UNDISCLOSED HOTEL ROOM
WHO: ALL OF YOU
WHY: IT'S MY BIRTHDAY, DAMN IT!

DRESS LIKE A PIRATE GET A FREE SHOT. ( PARROTS GET A SPECIAL PRIZE )

IF YOU'RE INTERESTED LEAVE ME A COMMENT OR CALL ME IF YOU HAVE MY NUMBER.

i decided.....i think i will punch you in the face! asshole!

blah what a bust night. boys and white trash suck!

i knew i should have worn the pink wig!

i don't know what's going on with him.

there's so much emotion....

like i want to kiss you and punch you in the face at the same time.

i hope i'm not coming down with stupid girl syndrome.....

but making out is so nice.

I'M THE CHICK THAT SLEEPS WITH YOUR HUSBAND.
HE'S A FUCKING HOT PIANO PLAYING MAN.
(WHO MAY OR MAY NOT BE BLIND)
I DON'T CARE, JUST IMAGINE WHAT HE CAN DO WITH THOSE FINGERS!
GROWL! THAT'S ALL I HAVE TO SAY.

WELL I GUESS I'M JUST WISHING I WAS SLEEPING WITH YOUR HUSBAND......FOR NOW.

boys who make pancakes that wear a uniform!
growl!

no i'm not dead.

sometimes i wish you were dead....then you would really have a good excuse for not talking to me anymore.

miss carolyn k.~

i am having dancing withdrawls.
we need to go dancing.

and i need to get my computer fixed asap!

i have myspace profile now,so you should add me.!