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[i_bewitchingly]

Johan!! That was brilliant!! I had to clean up a pile of horse shit, and I got sent to my room without dinner so I'm absolutely starving, but it was SO worth it! HAHAHHAA! One of the horses took a shit on the carpet! AHHAHAHHA THANK YOU!

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[empress_tasha]

You know, I think this is even funnier than it could possibly be if I actually had context to work with here. Nicely done!

[i_bewitchingly]

I brought the horses into the house!!

[empress_tasha]

Hahaha! Oh dear. How many horses?

[i_bewitchingly]

Four!! I would have done more, but those were the only ones ready.

I'll get my arse thrown out of here somehow!

[and_in_between]

Well done, Dear girl! And if you use the back passageway, the one behind the tapestry of Zeus, you can sneak into the kitchens for a snack as well.

I had to learn that one by heart out of necessity, I'm afraid.

[i_bewitchingly]

Oh, thank you!! You're awesome!

[and_in_between]

Did Helsa turn chartreuse? Please tell me she did?!

[i_bewitchingly]

Totally!!

[just_indulge_me]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Horse shit!

[i_bewitchingly]

EVERYWHERE!! Wasn't so nice to clean up, but the look on Helsa's face was bloody priceless!!

[just_indulge_me]

With a name like Helsa I am sure it is true.

[i_bewitchingly]

She's a total hag, Jean.

How's my dad, anyway?

[father_peter]

...dear god?

[i_bewitchingly]

Hell yes!