this world is such an ugly place, but you're so beautiful
I'm so poor, I'm about to eat some Velveeta cheese noodles for breakfast. This convo made my morning though. If you do not know who/what I am talking about, it is about the smokin' hot Riley Evans and it is about how we're apparently getting married.
1st Convo:
Rocco: I hear you and Riley like each other.
Rocco: Getting married.
Rocco: T/F?
Me: No. What? Like each other?
Rocco: I hear you guys are trading nudes.
Me: WHAT?!
Rocco: Adam told me so. Will you have to go to Canada to get married?
Rocco: Can I have one of her nudes?
Me: What? No! WTF. NO. I do not have her nudes.
Rocco: What a selfish bitch. You gave her some, and she didn't give you any. You should wrestle.
Me: I hate you.
2nd Convo:
Riley: We need to talk
(five minutes pass)
Riley: Are you there?
felicia8621 is away.
3rd Convo:
Me: Did you tell Rocco me & Riley are sending nudes?
Adam: Yes.
Me: I hate you.
Adam: Hehehehehe.
Me: Will this get back to Madison? Does Rocco believe you?!
Adam: Yes. Yes.
Me: I hate you.
4th Convo:
Nick: Felicia & Riley sitting in a tree. K-i-s-s-i-n-g.
Me: I hate you. Rumor-spreader. The damn picture was like 50x50 of her face.
5th Convo:
Riley: There yet?
Me: Yes. I'm studying for my midterm though. Can't stay on long.
Riley: Oh.
Riley: I'm sorry to bug you if you have a midterm.
Me: It's okay. What's wrong?
Riley: Uh. Did Rocco or anyone else IM you?
Me: Hmmm. No.
Riley: Oh. Really? He told me he IMed you.
Me: I ignored him.
Riley: Oh.
(five minutes)
Riley: Did he say anything?
Me: Hmm. Don't know. I kept closing it.
Riley: Now I feel stupid. I worked my nerve up to talk to you about it, and there is nothing to talk about.
Me: ???
Riley: Nothing.
Me: Are we talking about pictures?
Riley: Yes. This whole thing got way out of hand. Rocco kept bugging me over something Adam said, and I just got fed up, and just said yes, and maybe was a bit...uh, graphic.
Me: What'd you say?
Riley: Uh. Nothing.
Me: Should I ask Rocco? :) Was it bad?
Riley: I agreed when I said we were getting married.
Me: Eh. No big deal. Let Rocco dream on. Is that it?
Riley: I told him you were smoking hot, and that we fuck every other day.
Riley: I accidentally said my favorite part of your body was your fingers.
Riley: I just forgot what lesbians do with their fingers!
Riley: Or...anyone rather...
Riley: I'm sorry! I'm not gay! I swear to God! I went on a date! He was a boy!
Riley: Speak to me! You're not mad?! Holy shit, are you mad?
Riley: Freaked out?!
Me: Wow.
Riley: I know! I don't even know you! I shouldn't say that! I'm sorry! You have enough weird rumors to deal with! I'm sorry.
Me: WOW.
Riley: :(
Me: My fingers? I like my wrists. They're way hotter.
Riley: I forgot your delicate jawline.
Me: Hahaha. HAHAHAH. You're funny. By the way, that shit that Adam showed, you. I didn't mean.
Riley: What did Adam show me?
Me: The thing where I was glad I saw what you looked like.
Riley: Adam never showed me anything like that.
Me: O_O What about that chat thing?
Riley: I had no idea what was going on. Since you didn't say anything, I thought they were just fucking with us.
Me: Oh. Hah. Okay.
Riley: You were glad to see what I looked like?
Me: Uhhhhhh. Just making sure you weren't like some 40 year old guy. That...Adam happened to be friends with and allowed to continue your identity change.
Riley: Liar.
Riley: Christ, that's weird.
Me: :( Sorry.
Riley: Just kidding. Adam showed it to me. ;D Just my way of making you spill something. I was glad to see you too. The curiosity was killing me, but there isn't a non-gay way of asking that.
Me: Seriously. I wasn't going to be like, "Full body pic, plz".
Riley: Hahaha.
(two minutes)
Riley: Uh.
Me: Yeah?
Riley: So that was still a small picture, I had to go by.
Me: You're so gay.
Riley: We're gay together & meant to be. Are we still getting married?
Me: Oh yeah. You liked what you saw?
Riley: Fuck yes. You were hot as hell.
Me: You were smokin' hot.
Riley: :D Fuck yes! Fuck my date! Fuck your boyfriend! Let's have semi-straight girl honeymoon sex.
Me: It's a deal.
Riley: Are you still going to send me a pic?
Me: Lesbo.
That was for posterity. I'll sum it up above too.
1st Convo:
Rocco: I hear you and Riley like each other.
Rocco: Getting married.
Rocco: T/F?
Me: No. What? Like each other?
Rocco: I hear you guys are trading nudes.
Me: WHAT?!
Rocco: Adam told me so. Will you have to go to Canada to get married?
Rocco: Can I have one of her nudes?
Me: What? No! WTF. NO. I do not have her nudes.
Rocco: What a selfish bitch. You gave her some, and she didn't give you any. You should wrestle.
Me: I hate you.
2nd Convo:
Riley: We need to talk
(five minutes pass)
Riley: Are you there?
felicia8621 is away.
3rd Convo:
Me: Did you tell Rocco me & Riley are sending nudes?
Adam: Yes.
Me: I hate you.
Adam: Hehehehehe.
Me: Will this get back to Madison? Does Rocco believe you?!
Adam: Yes. Yes.
Me: I hate you.
4th Convo:
Nick: Felicia & Riley sitting in a tree. K-i-s-s-i-n-g.
Me: I hate you. Rumor-spreader. The damn picture was like 50x50 of her face.
5th Convo:
Riley: There yet?
Me: Yes. I'm studying for my midterm though. Can't stay on long.
Riley: Oh.
Riley: I'm sorry to bug you if you have a midterm.
Me: It's okay. What's wrong?
Riley: Uh. Did Rocco or anyone else IM you?
Me: Hmmm. No.
Riley: Oh. Really? He told me he IMed you.
Me: I ignored him.
Riley: Oh.
(five minutes)
Riley: Did he say anything?
Me: Hmm. Don't know. I kept closing it.
Riley: Now I feel stupid. I worked my nerve up to talk to you about it, and there is nothing to talk about.
Me: ???
Riley: Nothing.
Me: Are we talking about pictures?
Riley: Yes. This whole thing got way out of hand. Rocco kept bugging me over something Adam said, and I just got fed up, and just said yes, and maybe was a bit...uh, graphic.
Me: What'd you say?
Riley: Uh. Nothing.
Me: Should I ask Rocco? :) Was it bad?
Riley: I agreed when I said we were getting married.
Me: Eh. No big deal. Let Rocco dream on. Is that it?
Riley: I told him you were smoking hot, and that we fuck every other day.
Riley: I accidentally said my favorite part of your body was your fingers.
Riley: I just forgot what lesbians do with their fingers!
Riley: Or...anyone rather...
Riley: I'm sorry! I'm not gay! I swear to God! I went on a date! He was a boy!
Riley: Speak to me! You're not mad?! Holy shit, are you mad?
Riley: Freaked out?!
Me: Wow.
Riley: I know! I don't even know you! I shouldn't say that! I'm sorry! You have enough weird rumors to deal with! I'm sorry.
Me: WOW.
Riley: :(
Me: My fingers? I like my wrists. They're way hotter.
Riley: I forgot your delicate jawline.
Me: Hahaha. HAHAHAH. You're funny. By the way, that shit that Adam showed, you. I didn't mean.
Riley: What did Adam show me?
Me: The thing where I was glad I saw what you looked like.
Riley: Adam never showed me anything like that.
Me: O_O What about that chat thing?
Riley: I had no idea what was going on. Since you didn't say anything, I thought they were just fucking with us.
Me: Oh. Hah. Okay.
Riley: You were glad to see what I looked like?
Me: Uhhhhhh. Just making sure you weren't like some 40 year old guy. That...Adam happened to be friends with and allowed to continue your identity change.
Riley: Liar.
Riley: Christ, that's weird.
Me: :( Sorry.
Riley: Just kidding. Adam showed it to me. ;D Just my way of making you spill something. I was glad to see you too. The curiosity was killing me, but there isn't a non-gay way of asking that.
Me: Seriously. I wasn't going to be like, "Full body pic, plz".
Riley: Hahaha.
(two minutes)
Riley: Uh.
Me: Yeah?
Riley: So that was still a small picture, I had to go by.
Me: You're so gay.
Riley: We're gay together & meant to be. Are we still getting married?
Me: Oh yeah. You liked what you saw?
Riley: Fuck yes. You were hot as hell.
Me: You were smokin' hot.
Riley: :D Fuck yes! Fuck my date! Fuck your boyfriend! Let's have semi-straight girl honeymoon sex.
Me: It's a deal.
Riley: Are you still going to send me a pic?
Me: Lesbo.
That was for posterity. I'll sum it up above too.