Yesterday I caught the spider that has been hiding in our shower for the last few months! It has now been chucked out into the garden! It was so big it only just fitted into the cup!

"I'd love to have one conversation with you where I didn't have to consult wikipedia"

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I watched a guy driving down the street - fast swanky car, music blaring, driving too fast.....and wearing a tanktop. Oh dear.

A bank balance can be in one of 2 states: Over-drawn or not over-drawn. You cannot know what that state is until you check the balance on the cash machine.

Which monster is harder:
A Gnop-keh from Call of Cthulhu or a Vorox from Fading Suns?

Google it if you're unsure what either of them are.

I'm out of bloody knee high stockings AGAIN. I'm clearly very hard on them. Bizarrely enough it's a bugger to buy them in black so I have to resort to ebay, which ends up pricey due to the postage. Last time I bought some online I got them from a transvestite shop - we all have to shop somewhere, right?

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I know I'm a misery, but the majority of April fool jokes are in poor taste. I was quite pissed off yesterday because I was bloody busy and one of the nice kids who frequent the library came over and said that another pair of kids were bullying her. Now this HAS happened in the recent past and this kid tends to be responsible and truthful. I couldn ( Read more... )

Yes, I'm referring to the likes of darkpsychosis, hurtandwounded, inncubus (though it's obvious I'm going to ask him) and anyone else who knows anything about computer problems of this type ( Read more... )