babbby girrrl, i don't wanna motorboat but i can float your boat, so listen baaaby giiirl.

[i_cut_in_line]

if i had to describe my relationship with sarah, i'd say,
"she has the mate to probably every one of my socks."

no, but seriously, i don't have a mate to any of my socks.
consider returning them, please.

.........i'm sick!
woo hoo!

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[reggie_is_cool]

ADDED. lovely user pic
im assuming you just got this lj?

[i_cut_in_line]

yea. i couldn't stay away.

[johnnnwaynnne]

what's up gay balls

[i_cut_in_line]

just thinking about how much i love balls.
still out of town?
i need someone to fix my stupid rat tail in the back of my hair. i think you've practiced ruining my hair enough to only KIND OF fudge it up.

so you went to MEXICO?

[johnnnwaynnne]

rat tail, eh? i'm not very fluent in those, seeing as how i don't love crystal meth and muscle shirts. but sure i'll give it a whack if i ever see you.

yeah, mexico. so many tacos.