haha i thought this was pretty funny lmao
>>>>This is just too funny not to share. Excerpted from an article
which
>>>>appeared in the Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at
disabling
>>>>the security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who
expected
>>>>to find one or two large safes filled with cash & valuables, were
>>>>surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes throughout the bank.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they
found
>>>>only a small bowl of vanilla pudding. As recorded on the bank's
audio
>>>>tape system, one robber said, "At least we'll have a bit to eat."
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing
but
>>>>vanilla pudding. The process continued until all safes were
opened.They
>>>>did not find one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold.
>>>>Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding.
>>>>
>>>>Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with
nothing
>>>>more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach. The newspaper
headline
>>>>read:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING...