Damn you for making me look so dense! Why are all the good people so hard to get a hold of? Maybe it’s just me… I’ve never been that good at grasping peoples interest…well at least not the right people. I think im going to go hurt something…BANANA PUMPKIN SHABA SHABA DING DONG 4 EVA! LYFS GR8 if YER NOT to WUR’ED BOUT IT SO LETZ GIT NEKID AN DO ( Read more... )

A greasy elf is running down the middle of my spine ( Read more... )

Get your motherfuckin' glass, cus it's a blast from the past ( Read more... )

I lost 5lb

ask me how I did it!

well, I throw up for a week straight and consumed nothing but a single protein drink the remainder of the time.

That folks is how ya do it, I wouold encourage more people in this overweight nation to try my method of obtaining a more physically attractive physique

phuck oph

I just got home from a phenomenal show, Pinback and Ennon. I suggest you have a sit down to listen to their muzak, they are supper extraordinaire and put on an awesome show with some kicken grooves. Anywho…life is beautiful ( Read more... )

It is creative potential itself in human beings that is the image of God. -Mary Daly

i crashed my car into a cop car the other day, he just drove off, sometimes lifes OK.

HOLY GUACAMOLE ( Read more... )

Tiff climbed a tree and got pitch on her pants… Tim bought root beer liquor, it tasted like tootsie rolls… I smoked a lot… My fucking life is miserable… now I’m floating on heart shaped clouds that smell a bit like rusty nails, I wish to come down now I’ve had enough of this inane montage of adversity and loathing… who will redeem me form this pit ( Read more... )

i really like people, they can be so wonderfully interseting sometimes. i wish that someday i can meet a person that feals that way too.