During a time of great peril with the war that's been going on, us lonely guys, will do all we can, to lift the spirits of our people ( Read more... )

Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||| 23% Stability |||||||||| 40% Orderliness |||||||||| 40% Altruism |||||||||||||||| 70% Interdependence |||||||||||| 50% Intellectual |||||||||||| 50% Mystical |||||||||| 36% Artistic |||||||||||| 43% Religious || 10% Hedonism |||||| 30% Materialism |||||||||||| ( Read more... )

So I walk into the bathroom and I see the tub full of black shit. Kinda stand there for a while, check the toilet, both seem messed up. After a while of plunging nasty water all over myself I decide to dig around in the tub drain. After about an hour I've managed to dig out most of the paper that was clogging it, thanks to my skeletal fingers. ( Read more... )

Haha, I don't think anybody else will get a post though. I don't know, maybe they will. Maybe that'll be my new thing to do, since I don't generally have anything to write about. Probably not though ( Read more... )

wtf, evil!!111

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So a guy walks into a bar and asks: "Hey, can I have a beer?"

Then the bartender says: "No, but you can have a fist!"Ahahahhahaa!111111 ( Read more... )

So between playing World of Warcraft forever and useless things here and there, I uh...actually that's about it. Anyway, after playing for a few hours I found myself sniffing the palm of my hand. It smells of feet! It's not though, so I am drawn to it...it's addicting...the feet smell of my hand. I've come to the conclusion that I need a new mouse ( Read more... )

Yeah, I'm pretty gangster. -_^

Your Taste in Music:

Alternative Rock: Highest InfluencePunk: High InfluenceGangsta Rap: Medium InfluenceHeavy Metal: Medium Influence80's Alternative: Low Influence80's Pop: Low Influence90's Alternative: Low Influence90's Rock: Low InfluenceClassic Rock: Low InfluenceOld School Hip Hop: Low InfluenceSka: Low ( Read more... )

Oh nos we killed LIVE!!1111111

I'm too much of a loser to talk to anybody or update anything. Bligs should crash his plane into me for me to be dead. :(

Lissa <3
xo.