Soooo... not having water kinda sucks. I also tried fairly hard to turn off the water by turning it the wrong way. I feel slightly retarded, but I can blame dehydration I think. yay!

xo.
Water <3

Fuck yeah, Kings! Eat shit, Ducks.

I really love honey roasted peanuts.

xo.
Peanuts <3

So I seem to have finally gotten back from San Francisco. My stomach was about to blow up from what I thought was pee, until I peed and then my ass seemed to blow up. I'd forgotten I ate anything until I felt what seemed like somebody pouring mouth wash on my asshole. That spicy Mongolian beef was a lot spicier coming out... go figure ( Read more... )

Was super hyped to see Inception since I knew it was being made, and it actually lived up to my ridiculous hype. So amazing! If Nolan will just cast JG-L as Joker since he's worked with him now. Oh dang... gonna go jerk off to some Leo.

<3
xo.

This is old school, as in the only thing I remember from elementary. Go me ( Read more... )

I think I almost got molested! I didn't think these people even existed, but a free ride is a free ride I guess. I'd feel dirty if I didn't already feel dirty.

Another day and another reassurance of my deep harboring of emotions. How to not do that... will ponder later with coffee and bagel.

When a burger bleeds on you after you take a bite, it's usually not the best idea to eat 3 of them. My stomach and asshole hurt. On a less shitty note I was originally going to watch the Potter movies I missed, which was like 2 and 4, but then started watching Rescue Dawn in the middle of it before I put the DVD in. Then I had to check On Demand ( Read more... )

I always wondered why I preferred to pee sitting down. I wonder if I'm just very girly, or if I'm so damn lazy that I can't be bothered standing, or if it's just the closest my penis will get to a vagina - all very good reasons except maybe the latter; however I believe I've found the best reason yet, and it's for unexpected shit storms. I've been ( Read more... )

I was gonna leave a voice post just to see how bad it was, but then after replaying it I remembered that I can't speak; I sound like a husky deaf woman, but that's alright since I only communicate by writing and erotic whispering in peoples' ears so they can act as my speaker to anybody else who might be interested... which usually isn't a problem ( Read more... )