Merry Christmas, filthies.

All I want for Christmas is a ciabatta and maybe some fries... maybe a big drank. Nah I think I have alcohol, but definitely a ciabatta.

<3 you face.
xo.

Times like these that I wish my old G.I. Joe guys could come to life, so I could send a platoon into my asshole to see what the fuck's going on down there ( Read more... )

So I was walking down the street the other day... or was it two days? Nobody knows! All of a sudden I was no longer walking, but running; I was running so fast I started seeing in slow motion, and when I jumped it was like I was flying - I was really flying! While in the air flying I could honestly say it was the single greatest moment in my life, ( Read more... )

So I started reading all my old entries because I'm a total losererer, and although a lot are awful, some are just amazing - amazing like chocolate pie. Pie is better than cake, but even still I'm not always in the mood for pie. Pudding pie is fucking on though - on like my compruter when it's on. Oh shit something smells good ( Read more... )

It is time - time to get fishtanked! Bored and don't feel like going anywhere else, so drinking and writing is on the menu. First thing on mind is ghosts: Why? Who knows, but from not believing when I was little to believing to needing to see something before I can really believe - fuck ghosts. When I die I'm going to be on Ghost Hunters, and I'll ( Read more... )

Howdy LGay, I think I'll spend a little time drinking with you in a bit. Served myself a half Captain/half coke, but I'll be heading to Blizzcon soon so I'll have to come back to you. Then I shall spend some random good times, and talk about how that one time we laughed for hours on end about... oh you 'member ( Read more... )

New 90120? The more Jennie Garth the better I says ( Read more... )

Does anybody use AIM or MSN anymore? I always see Lissa, but I have no clue if she's actually there. I haven't really used any IMs in forever, but whenever I feel like randomly messaging people there's nobody on... or they changed screen-names and I have no idea. Bastards.

Lissa <3
xo.

"The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog and the Human Torch was denied a bank loan for his car to which he cried bullshit and joined the military where he slept on a cot on the pavement and ate biscuits, crisps, chowder, and expensive donuts and mailed his rank pin to Boise Illinois with a letter written in ink that came from his Humvee's oil ( Read more... )

While washing my asshole and all the rest of the unimportant parts of my body, I had sung a completely complete amazing shit-punk song. Amazed at me awesomeness, the plans on writing it down immediately obviously come to mind. After drying my asshole and the rest however, I must have forgotten. Hours later I just now remembered that I was gonna ( Read more... )